"Sam, You Are Not Going To Believe How Exponentially Badly My Day Is Going."

“Yeah, I’ll eat food other than people.”

Parasite looked around the room, analyzing every little nook and cranny and taking in the information.

“Interesting. It feels lived in. It’s… Nice, actually.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

parryyyyyyyyy! i miss u :(

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh, hello!! Hey!! How are you doing?

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- trump supporters

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- aphobes who don’t want to learn/grow

- aspecs that exclude other aspecs and don’t want to learn to be better

If you want to learn and grow, you are welcome here, but if you are just going to spit hate at us then get fucked.

look at this thang

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“Yes, yes!”

Parasite didn’t waste a second, latching onto their arm instantly and climbing over to their shoulder.

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

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I… Am queer, yes. But do not understand the cousin part. I do not have any family, either I was lab made or taken from Klyntar my original parents/home before I could meet them. Either way, I doubt I am your cousin.

I also haven’t drank coffee before (being a creature that doesn’t need normal food), should I? It seems like something humans normal people do, maybe it would help me fit in better…

Rumor has it...

Parasite is the gay cousin

(They also may have almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once)

@parasite-the-symbiote

I’ve heard similar things too! Also something about eating an “elongated muskrat”. All I know is that muskrats taste good, and rich people also taste good, so it should taste twice as good!

Mrrr!

(Someone told me that we should eat rich people because they taste good!)

Hi! I’m existent, hello!

You’re a spider person? Hi!

DO YOU STILL HAVE A SYMBIOTE?

- @spidey-dad

YEAH!!!!

they’re @parasite-the-symbiote