[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]
pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity
pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.
soggy failgirl sect leader
while i was looking for the reference pic i found out someone already did this for shang qinghua lmao
I really want to write a fic about John from accounting now
everything about skulduggery annoys the shit out of me.... this bastard doesn’t have stereocilia, an ear drum, or that weird snail looking bit yet he can hear??!??! fuck all the way off
But I stay silly :3
a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.
de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
one of my favourite things about the SP discord server: Uno bot was renamed Jon because someone's phone kept autocorrecting it