Skulduggery, Having Been Given Glasses Of Water So Many Times At Sanctuary Meetings And Not Touching

May your next period be light and end quickly

happy oniichan day to those who celebrate (me i celebrate)

This was a ride

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

I saw the original a while back on Tiktok. I think the frog is called Señor Sapo!

@h-m-t-w-n

Choso ✧ Jujutsu Kaisen S2 ep. 12

It will never not be funny to me that in Thousand Autumns, Shen Qiao is just the one normal, reasonable person while everyone else is living in a classic Wuxia drama

Basically every book conversation is just this:

Yu Ai: I had to poison you because you disagreed with everything I said, so I deemed you an incapable and naive sect leader! You would bring Mt. Xuandu to ruin!

Shen Qiao: I'm sorry, "had" to? We could've talked things out, y'know, like how normal people settle disagreements, but no, poison was clearly the only option left. You "had" to poison me. Right.

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Yan Wushi: You and I are diametrically opposed. You are weak and undeserving of my attention. You fail to live up to my expectations and bring shame upon your master's legacy. Why would I need a friend like you so presume?

Shen Qiao: I didn't say you needed one, just that that's what I call you. You literally followed me around for months, ate with me, sparred with me, saved my life, and opened my eyes to the outside world... What on earth did you want me to call you that wouldn't be rude?

(Honestly knowing YWS's melodramatic ass, SQ probably just went through a mental list of statuses you could give to someone based on their proximity, realized that YWS is very much an outlier and also very much particular about his titles and general importance, picked "friend" as the safest option.)

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Chen Gong: You look down on me because I'm from poor origins and never had the background or pedigree that you did so you disdain my methods!

Shen Qiao: ... You are holding. A child. Hostage. Literally every time I've met you you're doing something that doesn't agree with my morals and endangering human life. I genuinely do not care about your background, you just happen to be doing something I don't agree with and also tends to end up becoming my problem.

(No really, CG has like such a massive unrequited hatred for SQ while SQ is just lamenting that they somehow always end up meeting at the worst times in the worst places)

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Half of the characters: Look how lowly you've become! From sect leader to boy toy! Everyone point and laugh!

Shen Qiao: Harsh but true, I suppose. Oh well, I should get back to what I'm doing.

Dexter whenever a new book rolls around:

tbh i feel like dexter as a character seemed like the one least likely to be the last dead man standing - skulduggery doesn't count because he's already dead - and idk it's just like. he never really got a lot of importance in the series and landy sidelined him a lot

idk i think if i hadn't read the series and was guessing who'd be the last one to die i'd say ghastly or maybe ravel? but not dexter

i'm not saying i want him dead but honestly it seems weird that landy kept the one he obviously put the least effort into around, if anyone deserved to survive to the end of the series it was definitely ravel, purely because he was the most fleshed out of the dead men

idk. thoughts

FINE, I'LL WATCH THE SHOW

That's 2am uk time. Guess who's not sleeping tonight

What does “A” Spamton mean??? shouldn’t it be “THE” Spamton??