SOMEONE DID A PROMPOSAL ON TIKTOK W THE "Did I Mention" SONG FROM DESCENDANTS LETS GOOO
Some LoSA for the soul
Bruce, being held hostage as a knife to the neck BARELY touched his skin, but drawing more blood than it actually is supposed to, glared at a gala attendee who had the balls to record the whole robbery, raised his middle finger at the camera, and mouthed/Whispered "COMMISSIONER GORDON YOU SLOWASS OLD MAN" with the most 'I'm so fucking done with this' face.
Once the GCPD came, he dramatically sat down at an empty ambulance after denying to be treated and told the EMT to take care of the more injured, glared knifes at Commissioner Gordon standing beside him while talking to other police officers, coughed blood LOUDLY on purpose, and then proceeds to stitch his own cut (he went to med school and was at the top of his class, of course he knows how to stitch without even seeing the injury) WHILE not breaking his glare.
Just found out Bruce could control his own blood flow, Heartbeat, and could literally bleed on command.
Now I'm imagining how Brucie would abuse this ability and get so many people in trouble, maybe make a small cut look like a stab wound, stop his heartbeat for unnecessary reasons, and so on
Y'know it would've been hilarious if there was a fanfic where the Justice League just thinks "Billionaire Playboy, Model, Actor, etc Bruce Wayne" is a fake persona, and the real Bruce Wayne is actually a mastermind. Because, how else would Brucie have Gotham on the palm of his hands without secretly being a corrupt mastermind?
Based on his past interests, Clown was never going to be into Pili.... although there is someone else who could.
One of my favourite puzzles are figuring out the position they are in when I'm reading smut, particularly gay smut for some reason is one of the hardest for me
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I've had this idea rotating in my head for a while about a specific scenario in a universe where nobody is ever clued in on the fact that the bats are related. They just assume that Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Nightwing, and everybody else just coincidentally happens to be Gotham (+Bludhaven) based like Batman is.
Do me a favor and imagine the aftermath of some stage five hall hands on deck crisis where everyone and their team has to gather for debriefing and for medical care. Everybody shows up with their respective teams, Nightwing with his Titans, Red Robin with the old members of YJ, Red Hood with the Outlaws, Batman with the JL ect ect.
Everyone is super tired from the battle and none of them are even given a moment to breathe before Red Hood and Red Robin start beefing on sight. Before anybody can even think to intervene, Nightwing, Orphan, Spoiler, Robin, and Signal join in and they all just start bickering at one another.
Everybody thinks they're about to fight. Like seriously start hashing it out. Thing is, YJ are RR's ride or dies. If RR starts fighting Nightwing then the YJ are gonna fight Nightwing. And then the titans are gonna fight the YJ because those are Nightwing's ride or dies. Same goes for all the teams and their respective leaders.
Everyone looks across the room going, "Am I gonna have to fight you? Man, I don't wanna fight you." They could not wanna fight because of the prior battle, out of respect for their potential opponents, or because they know that opponent would whoop their ass. But they'll still do it because that's their leader.
Eventually all of them stop their bickering, suspending the room in tense silence, as they stare each other down. Everybody is bracing themselves for the first punch and the JL is preparing to break up the fight, but instead the silence is broken by all of the birds turning their heads in one direction and yelling, "Daaaaaaddd!"
The room is dead silent enough that everyone can hear Batman's exhausted sigh echo through the room before it's followed by, "You're all grounded."
It's shenanigans time guys
So have this DpxDc idea.
So, the Justice League and the Light (OR villains in general) have two newish members, they've both been around for about a year and they're from the same plane of existence (a place called the Infinite Realms according to those who dabble in the occult)
And the two seem to have some serious beef with each other.
Wisp and Wrath are basicly feral cats hissing and hekles raised when they spot the other and their fights normally ends in draws. They're evenly matched and sometimes the two even fight to the point they are out of steam and just fist fight.
Needless to say everyone believes they totally hate each other and might one day kill (or end?) One of them.
So everything gets turned upside down when suddenly both factions of heros and villains are suddenly summoned to the Infinite Realms.
In a throne room.
In front of the Infinite King (or most commonly known as the Ghost King)
A King who looks very, very much like Wisp and Wrath (like yeah the two do sometimes look alike, like when they grin with sharp teeth and their hair color, but one has blue skin and red eyes for crying out loud!)
He's staring at them, glowing green eyes that seemed to just... know.
"Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I am King Phantom." His voice echoing in the throne room and seemed to rattle them deeply, like a sudden chill in the early morning.
"I have summoned you all here for a single reason." He continued to say "Tell me..."
Here he paused, closed his eyes before leaning back on the chair then he smiled big and cheerfully asked.
"How are my kids doing in your world? Dan and Ellie aren't causing too much chaos in their wake are they? They tend to go a tiny bit overboard sometimes but what siblings don't when they rough house you know. Tell me everything."
Here's a little idea I got for Bruce's boarding school days.
A lot of people have been asking for Bruce, Oliver, and Lex boarding school shenanigans in the media, so I'll entertain you lot with this small idea
(disclaimer: this is HEAVILY inspired by Black Butler's school arc as I recently just finished watching that season, I practically snatched their hierarchy and slapped it here)
Bruce came from a prestigious all boys boarding school, it thrived from its strict traditions, but other than that, it had a well knowns hierarchy. Because peasants weren't allowed to attend, juniors were given a role to be assigned to their own seniors to act as their Drudge, and Drudges do anything their assigned Senior tells them to do.
At the top of said hierarchy sat 4 seniors, the Prefect 4, also known as the P4. The P4 are Seniors hand picked by the Headmaster themselves to be in charge of the four dormitory Houses (the Red House, Green House, Blue House, and Purple House) and disciplinary actions.
And of course, if you realised where I'm going with this, Bruce, Oliver and Lex are one of those four chosen seniors. Idk about the 4th one tho, but one of my options are Lucius Fox. like Vincent Phantomhive from the anime Black Butler, due to loosing a bet, Lucius could be the 4th Prefect and be Bruce's Drudge at the same time, cherishing their relationship from school years and eventually staying by Bruce's side and follow Bruce into Wayne Enterprises.
i draw? mostly do random stuff tho, multi fandom, I don't watch the stuff I'm mostly into tho
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