The More I Look At This, The More Desperate I Become For Love.

Right.

P.o.v: You're reading a P.O.V!

Bloberta your husband slept with your sons gym coach

Clay your wife slept with your sons gym coach

Pinecones!! 🌲

can we b mutuals pls! :)

Of course! I’d be very glad to be mutuals with you! You seem like a cool person anyways. :-)

Fashion change.

Left.

Why must this be so relatable though?

i am only going to say this once:

I. AM. SOFT. I. WANT. A. GIRLFRIEND.

I want to live with her. I want for her to come home from taking pictures and videos of snails and frogs and stuff to the bread I made from scratch for her and she eats it while she shows me pictures of what she found and ultimately named before leaving. I want to have a garden with her with flowers and herbs and vegetables and maybe a lemon tree. I want to run my fingers through her hair while she falls asleep on my chest as I read a book to her. I want to make her tea and toast for breakfast and pasta for supper and I want her to crash my class every now and then and just smile at me from the back of the room. I want to get her a russian blue cat that she names either Chandler or Soapbox. I want to hold her and carry her and marry her and love her and goddammit I will give myself over to her with every fucking cell of my being for the privilege of taking care of her. just,,, fuck i’m soft and i found this girl on tiktok and i watched this one video of hers over and over and i eventually saved it because her being excited makes me so unreasonably happy i couldn’t stop smiling and all i want is to help someone be that kind of soft bouncy happy

Foolish: Guys, my friend here is bilingual-

Foolish: which means they are attracted to both men, and women romantically.

Ponk: Wait what--

Sam: Foolish, that's not what bilingual mean--

Foolish, in a soft tone: Hey, hey.. it's okay Ponk! I still love you!

Awkward silence.

Foolish: But not in that way-

(This is based from a prompt generator.)

Um, a SpongeBob bath cap my mum and I bought from the store a while ago. ( I honesty didn’t know it was SpongeBob, but oh well I like him anyways. :-7 )