Thanks

hmm

Preds who want to eat you for every reason. Because they’re fucking starving. Because they adore you. Because it feels nice. Because-

i can see in chronicles

been struggling with sonic-bodies lately, so I've been sketching characters to get back on track

I &@$#ing hate Final Fantasy 7

and no it's not because I haven't tried everything.

in fact if you trace back almost all tips, guides and information,

you will find my name pop up as the original source.

I ripped this game apart and lapped its juicy insides

and all found was the ridiculous case of

just put everything in there and it'll sell for sure.

the game is fundamentally broken from start to end.

fine to say that discovery is half the fun,

but the real reason you're looking everything up,

is because this game is the most non-user-friendly,

poorly guided, terribly explained, confusing mess,

that I have ever had the displeasure to have experienced,

and those who say that it isn't,

are exactly the same people who defend Skyrim's glitches,

by saying they are a feature of the gameplay.

it's not that it's old or ground-breaking,

it's just bad,

and they poured red spectacles into this garbage gumbo,

because they knew the American market would lap that cream up.

more does not mean better by default,

it's just an excuse for poor management, poor structure,

and a complete disregard for the audience intended for the game.

there were other games available at the time that were huge,

and had features aplenty and a cool story to boot,

they even looked better too,

and they didn't take this much time and effort to do.

you fans are all victims of hype.

face it, you waste your time with it because you want more,

but you will never be satisfied,

because it's the gift that keeps on feeding you scraps.

grow up you big babies and play games that actually satisfy.

Half-Life (the original one) for example,

was simple to learn, hard to master,

and had a narrative that was simple and compelling,

fed to you beautifully through dynamic level events.

Portal 1 and 2 both are fantastic narratives,

with excellent easy to learn, hard to master gameplay.

these are of course highly specific examples,

but it's not hard to find better options,

even for the time of FF7's initial release,

to suit any playstyle, any level of investment,

and be way more coherent in the gameplay mechanics.

but sure, go weeb out in the comments.

tell me how uninformed I am.

you have no idea how much I understand this game.

I will laugh and laugh.

this

Inktober 2015 drawings, by Xavier Collette.

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cute

The next fankid up is Flare the cat, child of Blaze and Amy! He’s the proud prince of the Sol Empire but quite unconfident with his own pyrokinesis so he looks up to amy for her physical strength

This is basically how his “birth” went. blaze and amy were the first in their group to have any children and I hc that the sol emeralds like blaze more than the chaos emeralds like sonic so they’re more lenient when it comes to wishing.

Flare absolutely hates having to take off his head scarf since people love to pet him and will often simultaneously combust without control ( and yes I did seize the opportunity to draw @emthimofnight ‘s beautiful camellia 🙏)

still

Lil green babies 👶

two more ponies arts bc im lowkey ponytism

nice

the bride and her ugly ass groom......

true

Canonically Theodore gets the most b****es Simon the second-most and Alvin the least

Sorry scumbags but there are people online who have literally looked through ever single piece of media and made charts of this stuff.

Say what you like about the real world but in the canon of the Chipmunk's universe this is the way the results look.

Have a terrible day.

oh boy the comments

Weird Earthworm Jim fact

Initially Earthworm Jim began as a maggot character.

At this point he didn't have the Jim part of the name.

Years later when this information was leaked online,

people who'd joined the development project AFTER the change

tried to call out the person who leaked the info as a liar

only for the original character creator to confirm it as true

and to this day some people still believe the maggot story to be a lie.

The reason for the change is even more bizarre

apparently the character creator got into a heated argument

with some random other guy not connected to the project at all

the subject being what the difference was between

maggots

and gnat larvae.

after that the character was changed to an earthworm.

nobody is really sure who won that argument.

but changing the character to an earthworm removed the issue.