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It is 1am and I am tired. Ready to snooze. Sleepy as fuck. Ready to tear up the sheets. Dreaming and everything. The Zs cannot escape, they stand no chance. Melanin in this bitch. About to honk, and dare I say shoo.

wait let me draw the fountain

Like I give a Fuck

Hi! ^w^

My name is Parker, I'm trans (ftm, he/him) and I have autism

My special interests include but are not limited to

• Spiderman

• Sea Life

• Stardew Valley

• Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

• Maths

• Snapcube Sonic Fandubs

I like to do every hobby ever (minus cave diving), I love ice skating, racing, baking, sewing, drawing, basically everything under the sun and out of a cave.

I like to spread good news, talk about my experiences, rant about my special interests, make friends and share my art!!

I'm a minor but I would like to remain ageless, so please do not interact if your blog is nsfw.

DNI LIST: homophobes, racists, transphobes, terfs, nsfw accounts, ableists, any "ist" or "phile" really, people who call having fun cringe, Nazis/neonazis, furry haters, basically anyone who is a hater for anything unjustified.

After getting a second wind and reviewing this post I've realised I said melanin and not melatonin T-T

I am white, but very very sleepy.

It is 1am and I am tired. Ready to snooze. Sleepy as fuck. Ready to tear up the sheets. Dreaming and everything. The Zs cannot escape, they stand no chance. Melanin in this bitch. About to honk, and dare I say shoo.

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

Common would you rather:

Would you rather;

• Be able to talk to animals

• Be able to speak every language

Dolphins have what I would consider languages, would the latter mean you could speak to dolphins? I have never heard anyone specify a human language, could you argue every animal noise is their own language?

On the other hand, one could argue humans are animals, so would that option allow you to speak to every human?

i drew the fountain

Like I give a Fuck

I wish non autistic people could experience the feeling of having a person they feel like they don't have to mask around.

I spent most of Saturday with my Girlfriend, not masking, and I feel the same as I imagine a 2 weeks cruise to the Bahamas feels.

What are the chances that one (hypothetically) could become Spiderman?

We (within the marvel universe) live in Earth-1218, the only universe with no superpowers. There are 3 options here.

1. Genetically modify a spider to give someone Spiderman's powers.

In Amazing Spider-man, Richard Parker genetically modifies a common spider using human DNA and radioactive isotopes (Araneus Oscorpeus), which suggests that it is hypothetically possible for scientists in our universe to do the same.

But then the roadblock (life is roadblocks- Dj Khaled) comes, our universe does not have superpowers, does that include genetically creating them, or does it mean current existence?

If it means they cannot possibly be, that brings option 2.

2. Creating a collider.

In Spiderman, Into the Spider-Verse, the collider is clearly a main point of the plot. Miles Morales (Earth-616) is bit by a spider from Earth-1610, which is only possibly with interdimensional travel. Therefore, if it is not possible to create a spider in our universe, would it be possible to create one within another universe, or to steal one from another universe?

But then, one could also argue, all of this is fiction and impossible, which I think is stupid and no fun, but would it be possible to become Spiderman without powers?

3. Training, Technology and Costume Design.

If you're a whiny crybaby partypooper, you may or may not argue that it is impossible to gain superpowers. One could hypothetically then devote their life to training, althought it is probably only possible for a rich person with no life.

Lots of stretching, weight lifting (for strength, not muscle gain), agility training, parkour??, building scaling, and many more in the lot.

A good healthy balanced diet (apologies if I scared any of you I know half of the site eat trash and bugs for lunch)

Very sticky technology. I'm not actually sure what I mean either, but some sort of suit or gloves that allow you to easily stick to surfaces.

Magnets could work but I don't see many buildings made of magnetic metal. I don't know if you could get one strong enough to stick you to a perpendicular but weak enough to let you move.

String would also be a necessary, but I don't have the skills or the care to think that one out either.

Am I going insane or am I making a scientific breakthrough here?