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I'm glad my post about doing lightly funny shit for finals is still popular a year after I did it, and I'd like you all to know that for this year's English final, I wrote about Fallout for more than half of a paper on Brave New World which was supposed to be about if we were in danger of becoming like the society of the book. I got 23/25 on it.

Wrote a two paragraph essay for a final about how Nick from The Great Gatsby is super gay for Gatsby and got a perfect score is this how it feels to be god

Not fair that saying "yeah no I get that" sounds so flippant and dismissive. I don't have anything to add but I want my friends to know I'm getting what they're saying. Like you're bearing your soul man. And I see it. I promise I do. I'm picking up what you're putting down so much that I'm practically taking it from your hands. I promise.

Okay, so, looks like Google Docs might actually start implementing their rule about not sharing explicit content. (This includes writing.) How in the ever loving fuck am I supposed to back up 1,000+ stories that equate to 3 million+ words into fucking Microsoft Word????? And efficiently, for that matter?! HELP.

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.