As Someone Who Didn’t Know They Couldn’t Mask For Shit Until I Mentioned Off Handedly To My Friends

I keep thinking of Evbo between the first movie and the second getting a bit pudgy...

He's not being starved anymore and being starved made his metabolism all fucky. One day he wakes up and sees he has a chubby tummy and runs to EMF crying.

EMF thinks Evbo feels gross/bad for getting fat until Evbo explains that he never expected to gain any weight above what was needed to keep functioning and he's just so happy he doesn't need to worry about survival

softer... safer...

to be loved is to be changed

Bro stop tearing apart the fabric of reality you’re scaring the hoes

breathing organism

I was just reading "A Divorced Crybaby has Moved in Next Door" and I was thinking; what if someone wrote a fic where Reader is married to some big monster hater (who's also cheating on her because people that love to hurt people love to hurt people) and he's super neglectful and the skeleboys are lowkey making her swoon and spending all the time her husband should spend with her. Next door neighbors of course.

Like

Edge and Papyrus cooking for her and letting her cook little meals for them when her hubby is on a weeklong "business trip". (Them all cooking together??? Hello???)

Fell and Mutt unabashedly flirting with her in front of the other skeletons, making her feel attractive and desirable after her husband implies she's "let herself go" after getting married. She shuts their advances down with a simple "I'm married," but never implies she doesn't find them attractive.

Classic and Stretch telling her awful jokes while she's in the backyard, to the chagrin of the other housemates

Blue finds out where she works and escorts her home when work lets off late, lying and saying that her job is on the way to his anyways (It's 30 minutes further from their houses)

Black spending an exorbitant amount on clothes, jewelry, etc. because she's "a work of art and needs to be decorated as such", though the more visibly expensive stuff stays at his house so her husband doesn't catch on.

What if she has kids and sees the Sanses being good with kids??? Seeing Red's soft side with her 5 year old??? Blue making luncks for the kid to take to school??? Black buying them a Switch when he notices their love of Pokémon (Which, much like her clothes, has to stay at his house out of fear of their husband breaking it)???

Also imagine the sheer volume of MILF jokes Mutt and Stretch would make when she's not in the room.

And the angstiest part of them all Her husband finds out about her visits And the next time they see her over the fence

She has a fading bruise on her face and is missing a small chunk of hp.

Well I’m trying but I have zero clue how to make music. Give me however long it takes to learn how music theory works and I’ll get back to you.

If nascent is puppy music, do you have anything that you might consider kitty music?

Happy (belated) Birthday Leander!

“Waking up to see your face… I couldn’t have asked for a better gift.”

Happy Birthday Leander! ✨

Leander admits with a bashful grin that he spent a small fortune to acquire this portrait. Strangely enough, neither Kuras nor Mhin had to pay anything…

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

So I'm working on the outline (i'm getting the whole thing outlined before I start writing btw. Part of why idk what to do with DaS is because I have no clue where to take it) and The Divine Inspiration hit me.

I have never had divine inspiration hit that hard, that fast, or that suddenly before. It's like the gods of creativity said "WRITE" and I, a humble pawn, had no other option but to obey. Problem is, it's the last three chapters. I'm still working on 6 and 7 and there's 30 in total. + a possible epilogue. So we're still working through it, but we're working.

In related news, the divine inspiration gave me a theme to focus my story around, so there's that too.

Day 7; Free Space Send Off!

I decided to end off my 7 days of Introduction with a drawing of a Sans x Reader fanfic I’m writing! It’s called “Determination and Starvation” and is inspired by Fear and Hunger! The general plot is already laid out, and I’ll have the first chapter up by next Monday!

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)