Mahiro and good work
Chitose: I guess you're wondering why Nayuta brought you here
Mahiro: Im not going to jail.... right ?
Chitose: Mahiro its been years already no one is going jail.... well maybe Mihari but thats her own problem
Mahiro: so...?
Chitose: Since you became a core part for the gender drug development i thought you deserved a reward so here
Chitose drops a figurine on Mahiro's hand
Mahiro: What.. what is this ?
Chitose: Thats a little version of me Mahiro, i want you to have it
Mahiro: First the stickers and now this.... i dont really want this-
Nayuta: Can i have it :0?
FINALLY!!! I KNOW WHICH QUOTE TO ADAPT NEXT
Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic
Mahiro likes them both
Nayuta likes Metal Sonic
Miyo likes Surge and Amy
onimai but Mahiro gets gaslighted
Mahiro: Guys.... i cannot lie anymore....im actually a 20 year old guy....
Momiji: Silly Mahiro thats unrealistic
Mahiro: But i-
Kaede: Try a better lie next time Mahiro chan, you dont behave like a 20 year old at all
Mahiro: But Mihari-
Mihari: What are you talking about Mahiro chan? you have always been my younger sister
Mahiro: Huh?!??! no im sure i-
MamáOyama: My daughter its so silly! you have always been the silliest, you are my youngest and my precious daughter~
Mahiro: am... am i ?!??
Everyone: Yes!
Mahiro: But im sure im not actually a girl im just a perv-
Mihari: Thats not a nice joke Mahiro chan~
Momiji: Yeah! you are just terminally online!!
Mahiro: for.. for real ?
Everyone: Yes!
Mahiro somehow happier than ever: oh..um.. o-okay!
Mahiro and the Council
Momiji: Mahiro-chan... i think i like you >_<
Mahiro.exe stopped working
Meanwhile on Mahiro's brain
Rational Mahiro: we have to say no.
Shy Mahiro: B-but... its M-Momiji....
Irrational Mahiro: WE HAVE TO SAY NO WE ARE GONNA GO TO JAIL, MIHARI SAD , THEY WOULD BULLY ME ON JAIL!!!
Bold Mahiro: But its Mihari's fault... we can just blame her and... and see what makes Momiji like us!!
Mean Mahiro: Maybe She is just crazy
Bold Mahiro hits Mean Mahiro on the head
Mean Mahiro: owwie :(
Puppyhiro: I like Momiji too....
Rational Mahiro: Dont start Puppyhiro...
Meanwhile outside
Momiji: Mahiro chan ?
Mahiro: o_o
Nayuta: i think you broke her
new chap :3
MY PEN RAN OUT OF BATTERY AND IM SO CLOSE TO FINISHINGTHE ONIMAI CELESTE ART
Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?
Mihari: Oh thats.... well-
Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.
Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?
Mahiro: We sold him to science.
Kaede looks at Mihari
Mihari:... its... true
Post gundam shenanigans
Momiji to Mahiro: Don't worry my bride!!! i will win every duel :D
Mahiro: HUH ????
Asahi: Mahiron will be mine mueheheh!! *Starts dragging mahiro around*
Momiji: HEY!!!
Miyo: * dies*
Mahiro: NAYUTAAAAN A LITTLE HELP?
Nayutan: Sorry Mahiro, im busy with my robot politics i gotta have my revenge and be a girlboss
Asahi: * stops* wait so who is miyo-chin ?
Mahiro while dizzy: Uh, i dunno? the gundam i guess ?
Asahi: Ohhh *Jumps at Miyo* gotta win the duel !!!!
Everyone: ASAHI?!?!?!?
Plot twist
Nemu: It was me Momiji....
Momiji: No... you didnt....
Nemu: I WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED MAHIRON!!!
Momiji: NOOOOOOOO
Nodoka: Lets defeat her Momiji
Nemu: Nodoka? why are you on her side?
Nodoka:..... no reason
Nodoka whispers to Momiji: Lets make them get a divorce.
Momiji: YEAH!!
Mahiro: Um.... whats going on :D?
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