@meandtheyeehaws  You Sounded Tired, And I Wanted To Tryout FIzzaroli, So I Accidentally Made Another

I reeeeealy feel like Hunter should find Eda's dad now and learn how to create palismans, because that'll be the most opposite thing to his servese as Golden Guard. Besides, Caleb made Belos's first mask and probably keep carve on wood, so why can't Hunter bring those skills back to live?

And there's also fan theory about Caleb being married whith Clawthorne, and even crave Flapjack.... You know....

Been tryin to figure out how to draw this damn fox, realised she needs bushy eyebrows.

Amelia belongs to @phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Quick gift for @phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird

Оруженосец Блинчик для фанфика моего друга "В поисках принца".

Blinchik (lil' pancake) the armour-bearer for my friend's fic "Finding the prince".

Тhey discuss their crashes.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

One commission slot, I will draw you halfbody for only $5! Sketch with graphite or colored pencils on paper, I can make a scan. I will do it within one or two days. Examples below, DM me.