Bilbo Baggins, (not) at your service.
Emotion + blood practice requests, yaaay.
@phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird @chelseyelricjr
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
I reeeeealy feel like Hunter should find Eda's dad now and learn how to create palismans, because that'll be the most opposite thing to his servese as Golden Guard. Besides, Caleb made Belos's first mask and probably keep carve on wood, so why can't Hunter bring those skills back to live?
And there's also fan theory about Caleb being married whith Clawthorne, and even crave Flapjack.... You know....
Squidward with eight tentacles? Why not. Also body type practice and random Squidbob.
Commission.
not the big dick energy of bilbo baggins to be named a hero in Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood and then promptly fuck off back home where everyone thought he was a crackhead and his relatives were literally waiting on him to die already, live a stupidly long amount of time just to spite them, give all his money to some random relative he adopted, and then fuck off to rivendell of all places and spend the rest of his days making fun of elrond while eating his food and living in his home rent free.
I feel like Edge of Night was written by Bilbo, it's just make so much sense. He's definitely the hobbit who has songs for great halls and evil times.
Tis but a scratch.
@phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird