Als Kinder Waren Ich Und Meine Damaligen Freunde Allesamt Dem Anschein Nach Auf Einen Möglichst Frühen,

Als Kinder waren ich und meine damaligen Freunde allesamt dem Anschein nach auf einen möglichst frühen, möglichst spektakulären Tod scharf. Also entschlossen wir uns, am 1. Januar Blindgänger vom Silvesterfeuerwerk zu suchen. Knallerbsen die nicht geplatzt waren, vergessene Packungen mit Feuerteufeln, was auch immer.

Wir fanden auch einen Raketenkopf, der nie gezündet hatte. Und da wir scheinbar keinen Überlebensinstinkt hatten, steckten wir das Teil einfach ein. Im Garten meines Freundes bewarfen wir uns dann erst mal mit unseren Feuerteufeln. Was gut angepasste Zehnjährige halt so machen, idk.

Dann wollten wir unser Highlight hochjagen: den faustgroßen Raketenkopf. Die Lunte war nicht mehr vorhanden, also zog einer von uns ein Feuerzeug, hielt es an die Rakete und-

Intermezzo: Das Wohnzimmer meines Freundes hatte sehr schöne, bodentiefe Fenster zum Garten hin. Da saßen unsere Eltern und kippten sich wahrscheinlich obszöne Mengen Filterkaffee rein. In einem Moment erwähnen sie noch, wie schön die Kinder draußen spielen (wir versuchten gerade Paul einen Feuerteufel in die Kapuze zu stecken), im nächsten Moment sieht man durch die Fenster nur noch eine Rauchwolke, wie man sie sonst nur als billigen Filmeffekt kennt.

Ich möchte mir vorstellen dass sich durch den Rauch hindurch kleine Kinderhände ans Fenster drückten.

-unsere Rakete war instantly, sofort, null Verzögerung, explodiert. Sah wahrscheinlich spektakulär aus. Wir konnten's in dem Moment irgendwie nicht wertschätzen. Mag an dem plötzlichen Tinnitus gelegen haben.

Zum Glück haben wir alle unsere Finger behalten, niemand wurde noch mehr geschädigt als er es ohnehin schon war, und unsere Eltern waren nur ganz kurz hysterisch.

Fazit: Lasst eure Blagen nicht draußen spielen, sie könnten detonieren.

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It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.

Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo

And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.

So here the link for those who are interested:

Tax The Rich
Tax The Rich
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No shit. Die Züge haben den Schnee gesehen und sind vor Schreck erstarrt.

Ich hab den heutigen Fahrplan verlegt

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Incredible. They're So Close To Getting It.
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