Hans Wurst Söder

Pretty sure that if the sulfur dioxide in the air and the resulting sulfuric acid in rain from all the coal fired power plants back in the 70ties didn't do the job, a bit of carbonic acid isn't going to do the job. Sorry, we're gonna need something stronger to finally defeat asphalt.

Actually, road salt and time will do just fine in that department

We should pour all the sparkling water on the interstates

Let's rate these 6 free music players on Android

All of these are good and do play music well, so I will be critiquing on minor things, any will likely work well for you

Last place, VLC

The inability to edit tags really brings it down, it has very unique UI and some things really need to be edited in the settings like the full scan of phone files being on by default gets annoying. But having the queue on the same page as the music control is really nice.

AIMP, It works well, I just hate the vertical UI

Pulsar, it works well but I dislike the UI, such as not showing album art in the songs section

Metro/Retro and Oto Music are tied for 3rd because they have incredibly similar UI, down to both having a home screen, if you choose one it really comes down to minor differences

Musicolet wins, it really wins for me based off how it shows how many times a song has been played in it's most played songs sections, multiple queues and synced lyrics but I think that these are minor things that come down to preference

@amtrak-official I have good news for you... Ginkgo is one of those species that spontaneously changes its' sex in adolescence. The tree has the capacity to transsexualize itself, much to chargrin of shopping mall parking lots and tacky plazas.

It's also one of the few species that can survive an atomic bomb blast and go on to live 120+ years after.

Fun Fact, if you're in Philadelphia, your free street tree from the city government can be a cherry blossom or dogwood, so you can get pretty flowers for free

Good thing I still have a Canadian passport in my hamsterbacken and my last name isn't Schreiber.

I cannot stress how much I Do Not want Friedrich Merz to become my Bundeskanzler.

Gender und Bezahlkarten, die beiden ideologischen Kategorien in Bayern. Alles andere sind Krattler und Giftler.

Be gay do crime but in Barvaria and we're putting these everywhere

Do let the door hit you

Ach wie schön, die beruhigende Existenzielle Leere des Kapitalismus.Macht richtig Weihnachtsstimmung.

Du bist unterwegs in deinem Auto. Weil du nix besseres hast ist das Radio an. Die nächste volle Stunde nähert sich, und die Radiowerbung beginnt. Begleitet von einem nervtötenden Jingle verkündet eine Stimme - oder mehrere Stimmen? Du bist dir nicht sicher - “̸̖̤̮̹͓͑"̵̩̝̼͊͆̈̊C̵̮͚̣̤̩̈́á̴̱̄ŗ̸̝̑̽̽̓g̸͍̝̹͂̾̃̌l̷͖̞̐̃ä̶͖̖̪͍́̂̉̿͑s̵̞̜͕͍̀̈́͝s̶̳͕̺̍̓͑͘ ̷͔̱̣͗̊̀̀͂ȩ̷̤͉͉̬̓̎̀͝l̸̨̡̻͚̗̇́̀į̸͚̪̈́͌m̶͈̉͌͊̌̕ị̷̥͖̅̎ǹ̵̛̯̜͙̤͛i̶͈͖̔͘e̸̤̘̦̻̬̾͊r̵̮̲̹̻͍̓t̴̡̛͔̟̭͉̀̍̀͝,̵͈̩̦̋̏͜ ̶̘̯͉̥̽̂͜Ċ̷̠͉̻a̶̡̱̠͑̀͜r̶̭̣̥͙͋͆̇g̴͇͓̕͝ḽ̵̩̀̓ą̶͎͚͎̙̽̓̂͠s̵̜̗̰̆͆̃͝s̵͕̖̹̤̙̃ ̵̯͗̾͆͆l̵͎̻͔̩̓̓͆̕͜ọ̴̢̢͎̈̂́́̓̾͜s̵̢̨̘̾̅͘c̶̣͔̬̽͑̀h̷̓̓́ͅt̷̞̝̝̩̐͋ ̷̧̥̳̳̓̐́̋̕a̶͓͕̗̔̈́̇ư̷̧̟̹̿̒̋s̷̺̱͍͛̾̐̑͠!̵̖̍͒͌́̈"̶͕͍͈̏̅͊̽. Bevor du wirklich genervt sein kannst ist die Werbung schon wieder vorbei. In der nächsten Werbung führt ein schwäbischer Mann ein Selbstgespräch über die Vorzüge von Seitenbacher Hanfmüsli oder Bergsteigeröl in dem Audioäquivalent von einem leeren Raum. Bei der nächsten Werbung entscheidest du dich, das Radio auszuschalten. Bevor du das tun kannst schreit dir ein Drecksbalg noch “D A N N  G E H  D O C H  Z U  N E T T O!” hinterher. Dann herrscht wunderbare Stille in deinem Auto.

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

To celebrate this great holiday, I will be gifting everyone free knives

Die CSU als Partei und Söder als Person sprechen irgendwie nur für zwei Bevölkerungsgruppen: Land- und Dorfbevölkerung ab Mitte 30 und diejenigen, die in der Laufbahn Ministranten/JU/Parteimitglied CSU/AFD drinstecken. Alle anderen Gruppen konsumieren zu einem größeren oder kleineren Prozentsatz.

wie melodramatisch kann man sein? 💀