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11. You can speak to animals but they don't listen to you

A list of strange (and somewhat useless) superpowers

The things I think up whenever I take a shower are strange, but I just had to write this down.

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1. You can time travel, but only when you sneeze. Imagine having allergies.

2. Laser eyes but you can never turn them off.

3. Laser eyes (the laser pointer type), and you can never turn them off. Imagine looking at someone in the eye and blinding them, or checking someone out and they wonder why there are two dots of light pointed at their chest.

4. Shape shifting but your’re stuck in Europe during the medieval era.

5. You can levitate but only when you sleep.

6. Go through solid objects, but you don’t know when. You can be sleeping on your bed on the top floor of a building and wake up inside the building’s basement.

7. You can find lost things easily but when you lose something, you will never find it again even if someone else found it for you.

8. No matter what you eat or drink, your body will stay physically healthy. Problem is, you’re always hungry and thirsty and you’re not satisfied by anything you eat or drink.

9. You can see the future but you can’t tell anyone what will happen.

10. You’re an immortal being. You’ve been sentenced for life in jail.

Continue if you want to add more superpowers...

The Philippines just got hit by the strongest tropical cyclone ever recorded in history

Yesterday, November 1, 2020, Typhoon Rolly (international name Goni) hit the central part of Luzon, Philippines. 

source: https://twitter.com/DrJeffMasters/status/1322676688002625536?s=20

Like the tweet said, it is the most powerful tropical cyclone to hit landfall in recorded history. 

The typhoon has now passed, but the aftermath is bad. Houses destroyed, farmlands flooded, and many, many evacuees. If you would like to see what’s going on, check the hashtag #RollyPH on Twitter, there’s a lot, which brings me to the most important point

how you can help

You can donate to help relief operations. 

There are many donation drives currently being circulated on Twitter, and you can find them by searching the #ReliefPH hashtag, here are just a few that I’ve found that have an option to donate through PayPal.

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104274335719425?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104255750799361?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104250612756481?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104238461878273?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/KayaNatinPH/status/1322819406578155520?s=20

And there are many many more. 

This is just the tip of the iceberg, a lot of people in my country are trying their absolute best to chip in and help those affected, but help from outside would definitely be something that could go a long way. 

If you can’t donate, maybe a reblog could bring this post to people who could. 

Thank you for reading. Stay safe and healthy, everybody.

Protesting is a FELONY in Tennessee now…Facism at it’s finest (x)

Tagged by @isappho! I miss uuuuuuuuuu!

Name: Riley (common so eh)

Pronouns: she/her

Nicknames: Rils, Reelee (thanks Ruby (;¬_¬)) and, if your my lola, baby baket

Zodiac: Taurus (FOOOOOD)

Height: a bit shorter than isappho

Languages: English and Tagalog (native), Spanish(B1), Japanese+ Swedish+ Mandarin(A1) ngyhrrrrr

Nationality 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Favourite season: Summer (way too cold the rest of the year 😅)

Favourite scent: book smell 👌

Favourite color: Pink or blue

Favourite animals: Dogs, Red panda, sun bear,

Favourite fictional characters: Everyone but Lila (in MLB), but my all time favourite character HAS to be Saitama from One Punch Man (dudes hilarious!)

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Halo-halo all the way! Never had it? TRY IT ( to answer question, tea/hot chocolate)

Average sleep hours: Uh... Like, 2 hours or 10 hours. No in between

Dog or cat person: PUPPIES!!!

Number of blankets I sleep with: 1 but I have 5 pillows, max comfy

Dream trip: Alcala or Solana in the Philippines. I'll go see my family

Blog established: Uh... I have no sense of time but around late 2019

tagged by @boleyn-falcon (tysm!!!)

Name: Azalea

Pronouns: She/her

Nicknames: Zaley, Azza, Alea, Leelee

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height: 5′8

Languages: English, halfway decent amount of Spanish and ASL, dismal amount of French and German

Nationality: American 

Favorite season: Winter! Winter winter winter.

Favorite scent: Lavender or the ocean

Favorite color: Purple or yellow

Favorite animal: Seahorses or stingrays probably

Favorite fictional characters: Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Lex Foster, Ethan Green, Hannah Foster, Emma Perkins, Annabeth Chase, Samirah Al-Abbas, Alex Fierro, Chloe Valentine, Brooke Lohst, Miles Morales, I could go on but I’ll spare y’all 

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Tea, hot chocolate, coffee, in that order.

Average sleep hours: 05:00-09:00 or 01:30-08:00

Dog or cat person: I’m not a huge animal person in general but I have three dogs at one of my households and I love them all very much

Number of blankets I sleep with: two comforters and one blanket on top

Dream trip: I want to go to California, Louisiana, New York, Alaska, Hawai’i, Greece, London, Scotland, Ireland, New Zealand, and Australia. In that specific order, on one trip. 

Blog established: Sometime last year but I didn’t use it for anything other than liking posts until like September lol

Followers: 56 (i just want to say I still don’t know how that happened this is literally just me screwing around and finding stuff I like)

Random fact: oh gosh okay uh one time in third grade I got locked in a classroom for a full two hours (lunch and music, which was a different classroom) and didn’t even notice because I was reading in a corner and didn’t hear my entire class and teacher leaving.

tagging: @sweetestrequiems, @clockwork–frog, @aveasorae, anyone else who wants to do it (also idk if you three have done it or not and you don’t have to if you don’t want)

TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY)

KEITH SCOTT (Sitting in car, reading. Shot by police officer, who was NOT CHARGED)

ATATIANA JEFFERSON (Looking out her window, shot by police officer, who is STILL UNDER INDICTMENT for murder)

JONATHAN FERRELL (Asking for help after auto accident. Shot twelve times by police, case ended in MISTRIAL)

JORDAN EDWARDS (Riding in a car. Shot in the back of the head by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

STEPHON CLARK (Holdng a cel phone. Shot 8 times, 6 in the back. Officers NOT CHARGED)

AMADOU DIALLO (While taking out wallet, officers fired 41 shots by four officers, who were all ACQUITTED)

RENISHA MCBRIDE (Auto accident, knocked on door for help. Homeowner was found GUILTY of second-degree murder ⭐)

TAMIR RICE (Playing with toy gun, shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was NOT CHARGED)

SEAN BELL (Hosting a bachelor party, 50 rounds fired by police officers, who were found NOT GUILTY of charges)

WALTER SCOTT (Pulled over for brake light, shot in the back by police officer, who pleaded GUILTY to CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS *NOT* MURDER)

PHILANDO CASTILE (Pulled over in car, told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer ACQUITTED of all charges)

AIYANA JONES (Sleeping, accidentally shot by officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES)

TERRENCE CRUTCHER (Disabled vehicle, shot by police officer, who was found NOT GUILTY of manslaughter.)

ALTON STERLING (Selling CDs, shot at close range while being arrested. NO CHARGES FILED)

FREDDIE GRAY (Beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were ACQUITTED)

JOHN CRAWFORD (Shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun on sale, police officer was NOT CHARGED)

MICHAEL BROWN (Shot by twelve times by officer, including in the back. NO CHARGES FILED)

JORDAN DAVIS (Killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found GUILTY of first-degree murder ⭐)

SANDRA BLAND (Pulled over for traffic ticket, tasered and arrested. SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE while in jail. NO CHARGES)

AHMAUD AUBREY (Jogging, shot by two men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men charged with murder and aggravated assault ⭐)

BOTHAM JEAN (Shot at home, which police officer mistook for her own. Officer found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

OSCAR GRANT (Handcuffed and face-down, officer shot him in the back. Officer found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter ⭐)

COREY JONES (Waiting by his disabled vehicle, was shot three times by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

Remember them all. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Also note, these are only the stories caught by the media and/or on video.

I personally think they just rise from the ground like it was water. Like a child coming out of the ground, vertically, and when they are fully emerged, awaken into the world. There isn't even a hole in the ground or indents to show where they rose. There are just footprints from nowhere

How Nations are born Headcanon

Ok so, I think the nations just crawl out of bushes and trees.

Like Alfred crawled out of rose bush and boom badda bing you have a child, not a grown child, but a child.

Matthew came from a tree, landing right ontop of Alfred.

They also respawn at the same plant(or similar because that one might be extinct). So China crawls out of a bush, dusts himself off and runs back to where ever he was last and screams at who ever executed him.

Feel free to add in your own interpretations of how the nations came into existence

May you not run into assholes that say "is it that time of month?" to tease you

May your next period be light and end quickly

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

Colorism isn’t just light skin being preferred.

Colorism is calling a dark skin girl bitter to invalidate her experiences.

Colorism is “we’re all Black at the end of the day” to dismiss the disadvantages of darker skin.

Colorism is “dark skin girls are popular now though”.

Stop.