Firefighter Demonstrates How To Put Out A Kitchen Fire

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5 months ago

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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5 months ago

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lol haha funny why poll the umbrella academy Question s4 umbrella academy ha ha funny late to the party im dying inside help- i did not like that I thought it was good But then we got ben and jennifer and it all when downhill from there umbrella academy s4 slight mention of fanfiction

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 weeks ago

Thomas:

Fanders:

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queer lol haha funny meme shitpost GAY thomas sanders memes sanders sides roman sanders thomas patton sanders logan sanders virgil sanders remus sanders am i late to this janus sanders sides deceit sanders ts sides ha ha funny is this fandom dead? thomas sanders sides sanders Am i late am i late to the party

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 weeks ago

okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense

so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight

bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10

then add 5 and 10

now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20

then add 30 and 40 to get 70

then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75

this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person

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math am i insane overcomplicating the math fr

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Ostrich meme 1

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lol funny fanfiction ao3 writer memes ao3 funny memes archive of our own lmao wattpad hi fanficsꨄ fanfic writing readers lols ostriches ostrich meme ostriches again this is what i'm doing instead of sleeping younger me vs. me now i was far too hopeful about my future i make these ostriches are cool im new and tagging's hard gimmie a break

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 weeks ago

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

[Drafting my OC's future self]

Me: Wow, this bitch goes from curly haired twink to curly haired twunk. Holy shit.

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my art art artists on tumblr oc art my ocs drawing oc ocs queer lol haha funny writeblr writers on tumblr shitpost writing drafts creative writing oc drawing Twink ha ha funny twunk drawing my oc twink to twunk

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 months ago

Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like

Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!

Me: Heh?

Flower: Period cramps...

Me: L, being a girl must be rough

Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.

Me: My point stands!

Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.

Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.

Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen

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lgbtqia lgbtq lgbt queer lol haha funny lgbtq community shitpost GAY memes lgbt pride gender identity gender genderqueer Gender things ha ha funny gendefluid gender expression

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

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