Soap:"convert. Convert. Convert."
Ghost:"it doesn't matter how many times you say it I'm not converting!"
Soap:"we can't get married then. My ma would never allow it."
Ghost:"and my mum would have a heart attack."
Soap:"but she's already dead! Wanna kill my ma too? Want our kids to have no grandparents?!"
Switch!Reader 🤝 Switch!Johnny where he sucks the strap and calls you daddy when you're topping and he edges you relentlessly until you cum so hard you pass out when he's topping
Happy May 4th! Star Wars sketchdump be upon ye
it's giving princess celestia
I need ratchet to spark optimus on reader's behalf soo bad
Me thinks Ratchet would be very eager to do so
And while it’s amusing to imagine you sitting on the cuck chair during the process of creating sparklings, Optimus would still want you to participate in some way. Even if it’s just him shouting your name or holding your hand while Ratchet annihilates his valve…
Masterlist Key:
Smut:💦
Fluff:🩵
Angst: 💔
SIMON RILEY BLURB MASTERLIST
Simon Ghost Riley-
Late Nights 💦
Ghost soft moment with his baby girl 🩵
Simon telling you he loves you for the first time 🩵
Soap, The Matchmaker🩵
We All Have Our Demons🩵💔
You're Mine 💦
You Can't Leave Me💔
You're a Minx, You Know That?💦
Dreams💔
"I Do"🩵
I'll Take the Big Blue One!🩵
I've Got You, Kid💔🩵
Simon's Bundle of Joy 🩵
Before He Was "Ghost," He was Simon. 💔🩵
What's Your Favorite Color? 💦🩵
Words of Wisdom🩵
Date With Your Lieutenant🩵💦
Teach Me How To Ride?🩵
Innate Desire to Protect Part 2💔🩵
Innate Desire to Protect💔
Piece of me when I'm away🩵
Konig-
I Never Got to Propose 💔
To Always Having Each Other's Backs🩵💔
141 + Konig & Others Scenarios:
141 + König & Alejandro With Reader Surprising Them With Lingerie 🩵💦
141 With Reader Who Uses Their Callsign in Emergency Situation 💔🩵
141 + König With Reader Who is a Major Cuddlebug 🩵
141 + LV & König x Reader, Where You Don't Say I Love You Back 🩵
141 + König x Fem! Reader Going Down On Them 💦
141+ Alejandro, Rudy, and Konig w/ Pregnant Reader Headcannons 🩵
141 + König & Alejandro Eating Their Fem! Partner Out 💦
141 + König Breaking their GN! Partners Bed 💦
141 + König With Fem!Reader Riding Them💦
141 + König x Reader's First Kiss 🩵
141 + König x GN Reader When You Slap/Grab Their Ass Playfully 🩵💦
Ghost/Soap/König's Reaction to Reader Pouring Salt in Their Coffee 🩵
How the 141 Boys + König react to the reader getting an epidural 🩵
141 + König with a Reader Who Sneezes are Loud as Shit🩵
141 + König + LV Cumming Too Quick 💦
141 + Konig Telling the Reader They Love Them for The First Time 🩵
141 + König & Alejandro With A GN! Reader Who Dodges a Kiss 🩵
141 + König Where Reader Asks Them For A Baby 💦🩵
141 + König Where Fem! Reader Gets Jealous/Insecure 💔🩵
141 + König Where They Hurt The Reader During Sex 💔💦🩵
141 + König Where The Reader Finds Out She's Having Twins🩵
141 + König Where The Reader Wipes Off Their Kiss 🩵💦
141 + König Where The Reader Squirts For The First Time 💦
141 + Königs Favorite Positions / How They Enjoy Sex HC's 💦🩵
141 + König Where Reader Accidentally Calls Them Daddy In Bed 💦
141 + König Reacting To Reader Having A Breakdown From Past Trauma 💔🩵
141 + König Rejecting Reader, Then Regretting It 💔🩵
Losing Your Virginity To 141 + König 💦🩵
141 + LV & König Begging Fem! Reader to Sit On Their Face 💦
Giving 141 Boys Roadhead 💦
Catching 141 + König By Surprise With A Kiss 🩵
141 + König Telling Reader They Hate Them In An Arguement 💔🩵
141 + König Fluff Headcannons 🩵
141 + König Crying In Front Of Reader For First Time 💔🩵
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i wanna see rex in between these eras. i’m talking scruffy rex, five o’clock shadow rex. why not give this man a patchy salt and pepper beard?? what is stopping us???
real men let their bros have a little squeeze
based on this tweet
Wyll, my beloved, for the V-day Echoes of Devotion charity zine on bsky I participated in a while ago! You can find the full zine on the Last Light Inn bsky.
Blood is burning my hand. So was your breath.
Painting done!
I think he's a little nervous
Your average meeting of the Dead Three
I think I talked too much about just how grossly they kiss but did not make it clear enough. Right in front of Ketheric's salad, too.
daddy pookie’s pain is so overlooked it’s not even funny
stargazing ⋆✴︎˚。⋆
💀💍🧼
Drawn a year ago for the GhostSoap zine.
I would like to think that Ghost & Gaz tried their best to get to Soap as quickly as possible
Inspired by this image
t4t ghoap supremacy
Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.
"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."
“give us a smile, l.t?”
“gotta earn it, Johnny.”
Late Night Risers
he'd trade places w him in a heartbeat
The way he looks at us!!!
Literally kicking my feet like, “EEEE HI BAE😍✨✨”
~Female urge to be a witch~