Chilling With My Only Friend

✨Dead gay wizards✨

Thank you that’s it for today *bows down*

WE'VE GONE TO FAR, GOOGLE EVEN THINKS BEN BARNES IS SIRIUS, WE'RE SO DELUSIONAL GOOGLE BELIEVES US

💀💀💀💀💀💀

We made James desi and an hindi speaker so can we also make him muslim. Pretty pretty please.

Like the second he’s bored he’ll start reading the Quran.

He prays 5 times a day.

He does the ramadan which worries Reg sick because sometimes he’ll have quidditch matches during it. So he’ll have to play quidditch without anything in his system.

He doesn’t eat pork.

And he says ‘’ Well Allah says…’’ almost as much as he says ‘’ Well my maa says…’’

I need this to happen people. PLEASE

I just know that he destroyed every evidence so his parents will never find out!

James after his parents told him he couldn't use his broomstick indoors

The risk is to high I am sry

I am so so normal about the black brothers sooooo normal so so sooooo normallllllllll

I headcanon trans regulus Black, and you know how the stairs on the girls dorm turns into a slide if a boy tries to go up, I feel like as soon as regulus stepped his little trans ass on those stairs in first year hogwarts was just like. No. You are boy. LEAVE!!

Lol

Nina: I can’t believe you and Wylan broke the bed last night! Must have been a wild night.

Jesper: Haha… Yeah…

[last night]

Wyaln: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Jesper: Try me.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Regulus black they could never make me hate you