Satori Headcanons Lets Goooo

Satori headcanons lets goooo

-He’s a dizygotic triplet, meaning that while Hotori and Kotori are identical, he’s the only fraternal!

-He didn’t even really know that he had brothers until he met Enel. But that’s some real sad backstory stuff ill be holding onto unless someone asks for it.

-But as a result of this they’re all very attached to each other, and do a lot of silly things. For example, Satori was born with pretty bad eyesight. Kotori and Hotori have fine eyesight, but they wear matching glasses anyway because they’re family :3

-the yellow tint to the lenses is for sad backstory reasons, but there IS an explanation. It goes hand in hand with his signature laugh.

-the secondary reason for the tint is that he can’t see glass very well, being half bird and all. Which brings me to…

-Birkans are kind of a gamble in terms of what kind of Fucking Furry they turn out to be. If they don’t look like a goat, (and oftentimes even if they do) they’ll get a mix of different bird traits. Satori got the short end of the stick here, having hollow bones and really sensitive lungs. All the things to make a bird’s respiratory system efficient, without the looping system. So in the end you just have a guy that goes into a coughing fit if the room is too dusty and could break his whole foot if he stubs his toe. <\3

-as a result of this he really likes the forest because the air is nice and clean!

-he lives in a cute lil cabin without windows because one time he got too excited and smashed thru one papyrus style. so he just decided to get rid of em after that lol

-bonus: Shura resembles a bird from the hips down. He also has scaly, clawed hands. 5 fingers but still birdlike. He got it way better than Satori.

-Expanding on the bone thing, Sanji’s kick to his head was particularly nasty not because it caused brain damage or anything, but because the direct downward force fucked up some vertebrae along with his head. Cursed with forever back pain now.

-His palms are very scarred from impact dial use. He specially engineered his gloves to be able to lock into position, with the dial sandwiched in between two layers of armor. So while it’s not too damaging anymore, the testing stages did a number on his hands.

-He’s also never getting any of the credit for designing the Ark Maxim lol. But engineering is more his area of expertise, as opposed to the other priests who are fighters. Even Gedatsu is stronger physically, by a longshot. Satori is just the brainy runt that can’t do shit without his dials <\3 but hes real smart i prommy

-he had a wife at one point. now he just has abandonment issues. context upon request because that’s some real heavy sad backstory stuff.

-Him and all the other priests don’t respond well to being restrained. The downside to observation haki rip

-he doesn’t have horns but he DOES have an ahoge that boings up if he takes his hat off.

-he’s only 5 ft tall and wears risers in his shoes. Even more height is added with breath dials he uses to get more air (and soft landings) when he jumps around. His brothers do the same, but they’re both 5’3 naturally.

-All the priests have subtle patterns on their wings. Satori has white iridescent round eyespots on each feather, that are only visible in certain lighting.

-he loves peanuts so much. it’s a bird thing. its not his canon favorite food, but anything peanutty is up there with his top faves. If you offer him peanut butter noodles he’ll be your best friend ever.

-hes very tired of other people making ball jokes. but he laughs at his own. he thinks hes the funniest guy ever.

-can you tell that the token nerd and funnyguy hcs were ripped straight from numbuh 2

-thats it :3