ME OW

Why are you telling people to kill themselves?

Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

The Blues Brothers (1980)

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Bigfoots gay nephew and a mad scientist who just figured out the Frankenstein doesn’t have to be finished for him to fuck it

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow