I’ve Changee My Instagram Username After Like 9 Years Of Having It, I Feel Weirdly Emotional

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Why are you telling people to kill themselves?

Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience

But…I like beating the dead horse….

How old are you?

I plan to be born sometime next month

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

now give him a deadly explosion to wash down the crowbar