Some Words To Use When Writing Things:

Actually fuckin cryin😂

blue-eyed angel 🦋

i’m a waitress in a diner. i’ve never been compared to a goddess before.

iida looks like he gives the best hugs! have a lot of hugs!!!

happy birthday to my boy!!! 

THERE HE IS!!!

Perfection ✨

*moodboard/aesthetic requests are open* HOW DOES THIS MAN LOOK GOOD IN EVERY COLOR?

Imagine saying some of the most horrifying and confusing things the dwarves have ever heard

You: *looking at a ferret for sale in the market, sleep in the most ferret way possible* bones are a suggestion.

Thorin: Mahal, never heard that before

You: *watching a cat in the bar, chase flies* he craves the sky raisins

Bilbo: *snorts and has beer come out his nose*

You: *happily cooing about Thorin as he sleeps* he’s so cute when he’s breathing.

Kili: *glances over at Dwalin and mouths* what the fuck?

Dwalin: *mouths back* they’re weird and apparently like Thorin.

You: life is a slow agonizing march to death.

Ballin: *has an existential crisis start because of you*

You: *setting a bunch of leaves on fire* and the world shall be consumed in the fire of my will, and it shall kneel before me.

Bofur: kid, you can be kind of scary sometimes

You: *looks him in the eyes and softly sings* I’m a little tea pot short and stout

Bofur: alright then

You: *knocks a wine goblet off the table* fuck the police!

Dwalin: *slightly offended*

me: *plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*

me: *opens microsoft word* wait, what?

I can die happy now

blessing your dash. you’re welcome 👀