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the bi-strut™

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blessing your dash. you’re welcome 👀

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

*my crush walking by*

me: okay, act normal

also me:

hey here’s a nsfw meme that has like, explicit consent and boundary-setting and whatnot in it, enjoy

“Do you need to use your safe word?”

“Tighter.”

“Is that too tight?”

“I’m going to go slowly.”

“Tell me how it feels.”

“That feels so good…”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Undress me.”

“Nice and slow.”

“Do you want more?”

“Spread your legs and show me.”

“Do you need a break?”

“I need a break.”

“Count them for me.”

“You’re doing so well.”

“Did that make you wet?”

“Let me have a taste.”

“You don’t have to be gentle.”

“I love having you inside me.”

“Beg me.”

“More…”

“Please, more!”

“Louder.”

“Is this alright?”

“We can stop if you need to.”

“Do you like being bitten?”

“I like when people can see.”

“I like it when you make me sore.”

“I wore this for you.”

“Wear this for me?”

🙌🏻

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T'Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.

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