Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
“I tried to talk to him and be his friend, but that’s like trying to be friends with an evil snail.”
— Skinny Sisk about Liebgott
“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe
Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
A random dog on the street: *sneezes*
Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!
Luz, staring at Toye: LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS THREE DAY SUPPLY OF K-RATIONS, CHOCOLATE BARS, CHARMS CANDY, POWDERED COFFEE, SUGAR, MATCHES, COMPASS, BAYONET, ENTRENCHING TOOL, AMMUNITION, GAS MASK, MUSETTE BAG WITH AMMO, HIS WEBBING, HIS .45, CANTEEN, TWO CARTONS OF SMOKES, HAWKINS MINE, TWO GRENADES, SMOKE GRENADE, GAMMA GRENADE, TNT, THAT BULLSHIT, AND A PAIR OF NASTY SKIVVIES.
Luz: I HAVE TO HAVE HIM
I honestly?? Don’t get why people hate Webster?? Like they just genuinely don’t like him??
There’s no reason to hate him??
Roe: From one to ten how much it hurts?
Babe: Pi Greek.
Is Speirs more of a mulled wine, eggnog or hot coco w/marshmallows type of guy???
He drinks mulled wine for his ‘me time’ winter drink.
One time he let Nix spike the Eggnog and he doesn’t remember that Christmas so he is slightly afraid of Eggnog now but just claims to not like dairy now to not seem weak in the eyes of others.
Kitty Welsh has served him hot coco successfully many times but no one has witnessed it Harry is convinced his perfect wife is making it up.
Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.
Nixon: ...
Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?
Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.
Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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