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When you first die in Dark Souls:

When you die for the 1000th time:

Il primo trailer di SHAZAM! Sono così eccitato The first SHAZAM! trailer! I'm so excited

Annabeth Chase Headcanons

She is amazing and deserves love. 

Her hair is almost always in a messy bun

It’s just easy 

And so much more effective 

And Annabeth lives for effective 

I mean, come on, her attention span isn’t great 

But she wants to do well at everything 

She more or less refuses to wear skirts 

And she’s not overly fond of cats 

She finds them down-right disrespectful 

She loves dogs, though 

Really loves dogs 

She would never, ever admit it 

But she loves it when Percy kisses her forehead 

Because, secretly, she likes feeling protected 

And safe 

And cared for 

Because she’s never really felt like that 

She and Piper definitely have so many sleepovers 

Where sleep isn’t actually a thing 

And they get so high on sugar 

And watch Disney movies 

Coz Annabeth’s never actually watched any

Hazel and Rachel try to teach her to draw 

She cannot draw 

Architecture? 

Yes

She understands the concepts and can draw straight lines and stuff 

Details and shading? 

Never going to happen 

And swimming’s not the best

She can do it, sure 

But she’d quite like to stay out of the water, thank you 

Percy’s helping her 

She and Jason have the nerdiest conversations 

With so many references no one gets 

Except maybe Piper 

And when she and Leo work on a project together 

It’s outstanding 

Absolutely genius 

She and Magnus talk a lot now 

She teases him over Alex 

And he keeps sulking 

Because she’s already dating Percy 

Bad moments are like undies: you keep all of them in a drawer,and even when you take them out of there you make nobody see them

La precarietà della mente di un fanboy

Citare Ralph Spaccatutto 2 con Percy Jackson è da geni

Making a reference to Wreck it Ralph 2 with Percy Jackson's characters is for geniuses

[collective dramatic gasps]

Meg: Hi

[Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Nico and Reyna draw their weapons while Leo breaks a glass bottle and wields it like a shiv]

Meg: Woah, woah guys! I'm a demigod too!

Annabeth: What a kind of demigod, are you?

Piper: Can you charmspeak people?

Meg: No

Nico: Can you raise the dead?

Meg: No?

Hazel: You were dead?

Meg: No!

Frank: Can you shapeshift in animals?

Meg: No?

Leo: Can you set fire to yourself?

Meg: No!

Percy and Annabeth: Cursed?

Meg: No!

Jason and Reyna: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Meg: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Percy: Did your life get fucked up because a god showed up?

Meg: YES! What is up with that?!

Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Leo, Hazel, Frank, Nico & Reyna: She IS a demigod!

just some lil au ideas to keep in mind

your girlfriend decided to kick you out at 3 am and I tripped over your boxes of shit in the hallway in my drunken trip to my apartment now I’m half passed out in a pile of your clothes au

every time you sneak out of your damn house you go through my yard and my dogs won’t shut up and I am tired of it prepared to be soaked with water guns on your way to your next party au 

when we stopped at the red light we were both blasting the same song au 

you thought you were alone in the hotel gym so you decided to sing eye of the tiger at the top of your lungs whilst exercising and I found it so entertaining I just had to meet you and tell you how I am now your biggest fan au

does my mail really accidentally get sent to your house this often or are you just taking advantage of my magazine subscriptions bc when you bring it by the corners of a few pages of my gossip magazine are always folded  

“I have been driving for the last 5 hours and all I want is some god damn beef jerky, so GET YOUR HAND OFF THE LAST PACKAGE ON THE SHELF YOU MAY BE HANDSOME STRANGER, BUT NO ONE IS STANDING IN BETWEEN ME AND THAT SALTY SNACK” 

I was trying to get revenge on my friend for putting foil in my microwave but it was dark and I was full of adrenaline (and maybe a little drunk) I’m so sorry that I wrote dick with marshmallow cream and glitter all over your window au

why the hell is this mall so big and the map so confusing?? Please help me I’ve been looking for a bathroom for twenty minutes au

“sir I can’t give you any more samples this is the third time you’ve come here today” au

you’re used to people having to look up at you and being intimidated by your height, but now that I’m standing you’re a bit surprised to find me eye to eye with you and now you’re starting to regret that snarky remark au 

“what do you mean you’ve never seen the lord of the rings?? prepare yourself for a fucking marathon and lots of coffee my friend” au 

I somehow always get you as a cashier at walmart and its always when I’m buying the weirdest shit at the weirdest time “A head of lettuce at 3am?” ”its a long story” au

you just caught me cleaning up some graffiti on our apartments and congratulated me on being an awesome person and decided to help me clean but little did you know I was only cleaning it so I could have blank canvas au