I Don’t Choose Ships. They Choose Me, And Then Destroy My Life.

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SASUKE  : Brother.  i just found that i draw the logo wrong , sorry.. 

"Back then..I knew I should have called out to him."

turns out that friday wasn't 2 bad after all 💐

all credits to the original artist @DiwiPion on X

Rob Kardashian leaking Kylie's number like

Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:

drive him to a carwash

take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office

HARDWARE STORE OMFG

“I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”

vending machines

first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)

Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.

any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave

get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type

leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.

okay but not only are Fred & George master pranksters and know Hogwarts inside out but they would also know everything that went down in Hogwarts – thanks to the map. like they would know who was hooking up with who, which teachers were going at it, everyone else who snuck out after curfew. like just imagine them making bets about whether or not this person was going to meet up with that person tonight (“I bet you Seamus is going to sleep in Deans bed again tonight, George” “oh come off it Fred, they’re only 2nd years!” “… pay up”) and then coming up with ingenious ways to make the people feel guilty or if it was a couple they had been wanting to get together for a really long time they would find little ways to celebrate. and just think of how insane they would make all their teachers (pranks aside!) just by dropping really sly hints about how much they knew but never enough to really get in trouble…

and I’m sure they knew about the invisibility cloak. how could they not if they’re just watching the map and then every other night or something, Harry’s footprints pop up in the restricted section again and they’re just like “smh at it again Harry there’s my boy” I mean, that’s probably how they decided he was fit to own the map after them was bc of how often they watched him sneak out.

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Happy Birthday to the Dearest one~ ♥