Don’t Kill Yourself Because The Internet Is Going To Be Really Funny When Elon Gets Assassinated

Harry Potter was an extremely intelligient and naturally gifted boy who was  verbally abused to the point that he thought he was essentially worthless and refused to try in case he got in trouble for it. And despite his many accomplishments such as 

conjuring a Patronus at 13

teaching a good portion of his school DADA including upperclassmen

getting extremely good grades in his OWLs without Hermione’s crazy drive or really any real academic drive

excelling at potions once the abusive teacher is taken out of the question (even with the extra directions that’s still a pretty extreme difference- the extra instructions only help fine tune things)

many of his teachers referred to him as very bright and aside from Snape (and Umbridge) seemed to think he would go far- BWL or not

the fandom still likes to portray him as dumb or completely useless without his friends, with the only thing he is good for is Defense.

I don’t know what books you read but I don’t think they were the same ones.

"Happy Birthday, Dobe"

"Saying it now doesn’t make up for the fact that you went on a mission during my birthday, you ass. No kisses for you. Beeeh //tongue out."

"But I celebrate your birth everyday, Naru. I don’t need a specific date to tell you I’m happy you were born…"

"M-Maybe one kiss then, you smooth-talker…"

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Happy Belated Birthday, Naruto.

Naruto 693

In all honesty, if Kishimoto actually refrained of making Sakura do her little love confession, I would probably like her, but now, I just end up hating her, nearly rooting for Sasuke to actually killing her. She’s just…ugh, stop, just stop with the love confession. I’m coming to the point where NaruSasu or even NaruHina looks more reasonable than this love-shit fest

サスケ誕生日おめでとう！！

“Skiving Snackboxes.” “Sweets that make you ill.” “Get out of class whenever you like.” “Obtain hours of pleasure from unprofitable boredom.”

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

How widespread is the knowledge that you should never say the words “overdose” or “drugs” or literally anything about suspected use in a call to 911? My fellow Americans, don’t say you’re seeing an overdose or suspect an overdose if you’re calling 911.

drarry meets pokemon go

I am very much a noob to pokemon so this is p much how i refer to them

Bro I act totally fine but everyday my mind picks out a random quote that hurts me and echos it in my mind until I’m literally shaking and about to fall apart.