Chillen On The Washer As It Spins…wish I Had A Cock Going Up My Hello Kitty Shorts…still Never Had

AU where Sasuke and Naruto are in juniour high, both outsiders for different reasons….and that’s how they become friends.

Thanks for the inspiration

how do people genuinely NOT think he's at least a little gay. HOW??

all i need is being able to scoop up happiness with a tiny spoon so long as i have someone to share it with.

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

Happy 27th birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23.7.1989.)

Literally sobbing rn bc I realized I don’t have enough money for the Spider-Man pillow pet I want.

They're sillies ur honor

based off of a thing i said once

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU