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Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:

drive him to a carwash

take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office

HARDWARE STORE OMFG

“I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”

vending machines

first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)

Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.

any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave

get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type

leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.

Naruto 695

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Not adding tags or hashtags to any of my posts or TikTok and still getting likes is a powertrip I’ve been on most of my life.

Like is it a lot? Meh sometime! Either way.

wizard teenagers breaking up with each other overdramatically via howler

naruto text post meme: i forgot the caption 6/?

Uchiha Sasuke + the truth about Itachi requested by sasukev

He wanted to be a criminal, a traitor. Accepting dishonor in parment for honor… And hatred in payment for love, even then Itachi died smiling. Entrusting the Uchiha name to you, while deceiving you forever.

i bet james potter would have sobbed for hours after putting little 11 year old harry on the hogwarts express for the first time

i’m honestly so sick of angsty drarry fics

give me draco giggling into harrys mouth

give me forehead kisses in front of their friends

give me loud arguments about miscellaneous things that are useless and funny instead of being malicious

give me them picking out bed sheets and curtains

give me a fic where they get together because they laugh and have a good time instead of because they’re both attracted to each other because they’re so much more

give me dancing in their underwear

i want harry to make stupid puns and draco to try holding his mouth shut “because my sides are aching please stop”

give me draco learning how to work a blender with lots of laughing and newlywed smiles

give me draco and harry gardening

give me pillow fights and draco stealing the sheets and harry fixing the floo and foot massages and them telling each other about their day

give me something besides the “blah blah our love is forbidden” because they don’t love each other because it’s forbidden, they love each other because they understand each other, they make each other laugh, and they’re honestly all the other one has ever wanted