I'm Not Going To Lie. I Would Do This All The Time

i hate having browser history on what the fuck was i even googling

tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time

my favorite dril thing is when he'll just RT something from an account that hasn't posted in six years and it's clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

mahjong night

im in the my friends ocs fandom