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                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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WADE​.

“  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ” / for wadey pie !

Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”

She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.

“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”  

During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.

“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

send me   ‘ mistletoe ’   for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse.   specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?

less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes

ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)

✦ to finger my muse  ✧ to give my muse oral  ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating  ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse  ❁ for our muses first time  ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex  ♤ for my muse to help yours undress  ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing  ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched  ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure  ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex  ✘ to eat food off of my muse  ♕ make your own scenario 

WORDS: 

“god, you look so good”  “fuck—” “i got you, baby”  “you’re being so good for me”  “i promise i’ll be a good”  “please”  “you have to be quiet if you want to cum”  “say please?”  “are you gonna be good for me?”  “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good”  “touch me here”  “did you just yawn?”  “you make me feel so good”  “do you like this?”  “i want to hear you when you cum”  “i’m so close”  “i need you”  “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours”  “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine”  “you sound so pretty when you moan”  “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”

I thought we’d go back to that hotel, no?

lady gaga : the fame monster album … sentence starters

“Just give in.”

“She’s a mess.”

“You amaze me.”

“I want your love.”

“I’m a tough bitch.”

“Baby, you’re sick.”

“You little monster.”

“My religion is you.”

“I’m not your babe.”

“I want your drama.”

“Don’t call my name.”

“I’ll never love, again.”

“Show me your teeth.”

“That boy is a monster.”

“You will never fall apart.”

“Would you give it all up?“

“Want your bad romance.”

“Walk, walk fashion, baby.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Yeah, I’ll love you forever.”

“Stop! Please, just let me go.”

“I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“'Cause I’m a free bitch, baby!“

“Could we fix you if you broke?“

“There was a monster in my bed.”

“Baby, you gave up… you gave up.”

“Girl, you look good enough to eat.“

“Tell me something that’ll save me.”

“Oh boy, you’ve left me speechless.”

“I can’t believe what you said to me.”

“Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”

“I’ve never seen one like that before.”

“She’s not broken. She’s just a baby.”

“Boy, now get your paws right off me!”

“Tell me something that’ll change me.”

“And, honestly, he’s a wolf in disguise.”

“Don’t wanna kiss. Don’t wanna touch.”

“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.”

“I’m gonna love you with my hands tied.”

“You and me could write a bad romance.”

“Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy.”

“Open up your heart and your mind to me.”

“You should’ve made some plans with me.”

“I want your everything, as long as it’s free.”

“I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.”

“And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand.”

“I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.”

“At this point I’ve gotta choose, nothing to lose.”

“Can call all you want, but there’s no one home.”

“She’s got a halo around her finger, around you.”

“‘Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine.”

“I asked my girlfriend if she’d seen you ‘round before.”

“We might’ve fucked, not really sure, don’t quite recall.”

“You know that I want you, and you know that I need you.”

“I should’ve left my phone at home, ‘cause this is a disaster.”

“I can’t believe how you looked at me with your James Dean glossy eyes.”

“I know that you may love me, but I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”

Random person: Why do you like height difference ships so much?

Me: *imagines them doing this.*

Me: No reason.

injury/hurt prompts bc reasons

feel free to specify who is receiving the actions [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other [ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint [ alone ] for one muse to find the other trying to treat themselves  [ drugged ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re delirious [ bullet ] for one muse to help the other after they get shot  [ lacerate ] for one muse to get stabbed while protecting/working with the other  [ broken ] for one muse to have broken a bone(s) [ scream ] for one muse to wake up because the other is having a nightmare  [ comfort ] for one muse to stay the night with the other after a hard day  [ wake ] for one muse to wake up to the other at the side of their hospital bed  [ sleep ] for one muse to sit by while the other is unconscious in a hospital  [ nurse ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick [ appear ] for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured

“  just let me help you.  ” “  shut the fuck up and sit down. you’re bleeding.  ” “  it’s fine— nothing i haven’t dealt with before.  ”  “  hey, you can talk to me.  ” “  shh- lie back. you’re safe now.  ”   “  you need to stay still.  ” “  how the hell did this happen?  ” “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  that isn’t ‘just a scratch’.  ” “  stop being such a baby and let me finish cleaning you up.  ” “  i need you to stay awake for me okay? keep your eyes open.  ” “  if you die on me i’ll bring you back to life and kill you myself.  ” “  for once in your goddamn life, let me take care of you before you make it worse.  ” “  you’re hurt because of me. the least i can do is fix it.  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  a little help?  ” “  i just need a few stitches and i can’t exactly reach.  ” “  i’m fine, i just need a moment.  ” “  no hospitals.  ” “  you need a fucking doctor.  ” “  you need to slow down.  ” “  you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground.  ” “  you have to sleep eventually.  ” “  stop fussing, i’ll be fine.  ” “  shit, okay fuck that actually really fucking hurts.  ” “  i’m scared.  ” “  i feel so cold.  ” “  i can’t feel my legs.  ” “  i don’t…i don’t wanna go yet.  ” “  what the fuck happened to you?  ” “  who the fuck did this?  ” “  you’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me.  ” “  fucking hell.  ” “  i need help. please.  ” “  i swear to god i’ll kill whatever bastard did this.  ” “  if i die, i’m gonna haunt your ass.  ” “  it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out.  ”