Ohmygoditstheyeti - Old Stuff From Long Time Ago

On Intellectuals

Many watching my showclaim they are intellectuals.

Is it true? Well.

Let me tell you a little something.

Do you know who came up with the phrase, “Wubba lubba dub dub”? I’ll tell you.

I’d just come home from a long night in the office. It had been a disaster. Everything was falling apart. No one could agree on a good catchphrase for Rick. Dan and I were fighting. The show’s cancellation was even brought up as a possibility. Tears were streaming down my face as I stepped onto the train to ride back home.

I sat down on a seat and couldn’t contain a few miserable sobs. A man sitting next to me shifted in his seat.

“Young man, I know that look all too well,” he explained. I looked up at him from aside, puzzled. “What?” I asked.

“You know… Back at my home; we had a phrase we would say. It was Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, and it meant you were in great pain. I can feel that you are in great pain as well, my child.”

The bus went silent.

I stood up. “That’s it!” I exclaimed. “I know what I have to do… Thank you, sir…”

The silence was broken after a moment by a small girl standing up and clapping. Slowly, one by one, the rest of the passengers also began to put down their things and clap. Some even whistled. I called my lover Dan and explained to him as we all cheered and celebrated.

Before I got off at my stop, I stopped once more.

“Thank you, sir. I’ll never forget your wisdom.”

He pulled down his newspaper ever so slightly and winked at me with those two, knowing eyes.

It was then that I saw his face for the first time.

That man?

Was Albert Einstein.

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thank you

For now my last entry for the #drawthisinyourstyle challenge. @kmicicowa ‘s character has such a cool design!😊🐐❤️

Alice Oseman being adorable [x] and giving fabulous writing advice.

so i replayed the route and decided to play as a straightforward woman who calls on other people’s bullshit, and didn’t suck on v or ray’s dick too hard. i still got a good end. lol it was really fun not being the yes man.

edit: yes these are actual gameplay dialogue

me in the middle of an art piece: WOW I wish i knew how to fucking DRAW

Women have hair so what?

I MADE AN ART MASTERPOST

Bodies:

how to draw arms

*Hands*

How To Draw Hands

hands hands hands

more hands

another hand tutorial

How to draw butts&thighs

draw knees

draw feet

Kneeling + Sitting ref

Body anatomy help

The male torso

Muscular male with bow stock photos

Lots of Stuff

All about the human body

Pose studies

100+ anatomy references

Sitting poses

pose reference blo

realistic woman body ref

male body

Pose Maker

Poses

hundreds of pose references wowie

a guide to figure drawin

torso reference

How to draw penis

Penis ref

Kissing ref

Faces:

Drawing expressions    

Creating expression

Avoiding same face

How to draw faces

*Heads

Heads&Angles

contouring and highlightin

drawing eyes

*How To Draw Noses

drawing ears

how to draw profiles

*How To Draw Lip

lips ref

lip tutorial

Hair:

Hair tutorial

Hair+Fur

how to draw curls

*How To Draw Hair

Clothes:

Drawing clothe folding

How to draw folds

Folding ref

how to draw jeans

hat ref

*How To Draw Fabric Folds/Creases

how to draw shoes/feet

hecka lot of clothing refs

Other (Person Related):

Flower crown tutorial

Drawing horse/animal legs on humans

Anatomy of mutant humans

Mass art ref

Drawing human wings

draw wings

*How To Draw Cuts And Bruises

wings

Other (non-specific):

How to draw ice

Drawing clouds

Creature design

Tutorial masterpost (100+)

How to colour

Drawing ref masterpost (10+)

paint blood

shadow help

draw grass

I made this most for my own benefit to organize this stuff, and have no idea how to make a masterpost!

Hey look, I‘m posting!

.... i have never felt so seen