Firetruck Game

A/N: Requests from @winged-time-criminal and anon. Thor1!Loki coming your way! :3

Words: 2953 Warnings: fluff and a bit of angst

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(ad. husband instead of wife but yes)

Dream Jobs :

— forest witch

— rich vampire's wife

— haunted bookstore owner

Also, as an enby myself, the terms “amab” and “afab” are dumb as hell. It’s just dividing people without a gender, or with multiple genders, to the gender they were assigned at birth. The only people who need to know what you were born as are your doctors, and no. one. else. Not even friends, unless you actually want to tell them, in which case go ahead. You don’t owe anyone shit. Non-binary people are valid no matter what, and you have absolutely no obligation to “prove” yourself to others. You don’t need to transition, you don’t need operations; if just being called they/them or it/its or whatever the fuck else pronouns makes you feel good, then you’re enby enough. Chris is a wonderful example of how a lot of people *still* think in ‘man’ and ‘woman.’

This needs to be shared

happy holidays

Part 3 of: MOVIES I WISH I NEW MICHAEL SHEEN WAS IN! THIS EPISODE, LUCIAN IN THE UNDERWORLD SERIES

GODDAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO GO REWATCH THE UNDERWORLD MOVIES (sidenote: LOOK AT THOSE ARMS)

Loki’s Coronation Deleted Scene Thor: The Dark World

hEY can u do a drunk reader thingie + loki where he takes her home after worrying and reader accidentally confesses?? morning aftermath as well sorry if this is too close to the drunk!loki one and if its too unoriginal kjaksjskjs

Summary: you have a little too much to drink and set your sights on a certain god, and loads of chaos and perfectly awkward situations ensue.

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff? bad words?

A/N: this is my first time besides Heat Wave writing for not-yet-dating Loki x reader, and i loved it sm, and got a little carried away. so enjoy this one shot!

also i didn’t proof-read or edit so i apologise in advance have a nice cute gif of loki’s murder strut instead

You and alcohol don’t exactly make the greatest pair.

You and alcohol and an extremely attractive god don’t exactly make the greatest trio, either.

But here you are, strutting over to Loki like you own the place; you’re only a couple drinks in and already have made up your mind that this one, this crazily beautiful god isn’t going to slip out of your grasp. You’ve been chasing after him for too long, and it’s too obvious how he’s chasing you too, right? Right?

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I am fed up with the media nowadays

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft