Just Learned That Magnolias Are So Old That They’re Pollinated By Beetles Because They Existed Before

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

I'm your friendly neighborhood #Unlicensed Detective

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

youre out of touch

im

I need this.

This is EXACTLY what happens when games don't stop beginner players from joining up with veterans.

YO OSCAR SEES BIG GRIMM FOR THE FIRST TIME

he goes from:

TO A FREAKING MANTICORE

BRUH ID MAKE THAT FACE TOOOO

and the worst part:

THERES AT LEAST THREE MANTICORES ASSAULTING THIS TRAIN.

Up until this point is safe to assume he hasn’t seen any grimm yet. Just fought evil people.

Our boy went from level 1 grimm to level 80 so fast. 

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The jaeger brothers

There's just something real unsavory with Ball of Mouse

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

I didn't realise that Venom was such lil baby.