Ofvayle - May

Funniest thing GRRM could do w the Vale plot in TWOW is have someone organize a nice, relaxing, attendance mandatory, good old-fashioned snowball fight to ease tensions and then have Alayne Stone hitting Littlefinger in the gourd w that Patented Starkling 500mph Fastball TM and killing that man stone dead.

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

lady catelyn

Cersei Lannister

Dany’s Hrakkar pelt

episode so good i cant even make jokes did you guys know house of the dragon is a fucking excellent show. i didnt

I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this we

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

the way george talks about dany sometimes…