Mighty Lady Vhagar

^ post I would make if I were british and into soccer

This is what egg tried to do to rhaegar at summerhall

me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

watch me start twilight posting on here i’m so serious

My hot take is that the Tullys have a hereditary Crazy Gene it’s not just Lysa who has it all of these bitches are a little bit ill. Edmure in like the guy who just b doing shit and not thinking about the repercussions way, a subdued Hunter Biden if you will. Cat also crazy like Arya had to get the bloodlust and revenge seeking from somewhere and it was NOT Ned I stand by this. Blackfish seems normal but the gay bachelor uncle always has some weird shit going on.

in the asoiaf animated adaptation that exists in perfection in my brain, barristan selmy's a knight out of a golden-age disney movie; at least, thats what we're meant to think at first. his character design's reflects his role, all heroic and ideal. his animation is more fluid than all the other people in the scene, animated on 1s and 2s. arthur dayne is animated on a lower framerate, and is overall choppier and more jagged: he exists only in song and memory, so he can only exist in the less-than-real sense. renly wears elaborate embroidery so he's always drawn in unmoving plaid (like that one animation style from chowder). darkstar is drawn like a shonen anime protagonist. magic users--melisandre, euron, bloodraven, glamored mance, the Others--sit strangely on the screen, as if a glitch in the matrix, their very presence shimmering and uncomfortable to view (the dreams all have this quality too). all the starks have tapetum lucida, eyes that shine in the dark. the wights are all stop motion animated.

sun, moon & roses

the asoiaf strip mall fandom is DYING reblog if you’re a real stripper

dany shouldn’t be at the club she should be at the barn that she mucks out as a summer job forming an unbreakable psychospiritual bond with the horse that no one before her could ride (he’s misunderstood) and then they go to City and win Big Show together so he doesn’t have to be put down for his behavioral issues and also he finally jumps the water obstacle (reoccurring metaphor for the struggles they’ve gone through as a team) and she makes enough prize money to buy him forever the final shot is of her bareback riding him into the sunset as a pop song about being free from 2010 plays in the background. if you even care.