Odhdhs - Someone

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

When I opened up Obey Me nightbringer, there was a special where i can ask Lucifer/mammon a date and saw a smexy photo of them and I want to ask them out so I check what I need to get it, and turns out it requires me to spent 40 dollars or so to get it for one date. 😭😭

Even with the inclusion of the devil's points in that special, it will never be worth it to me. 😭 I can't spend 40 dollars of irl money for a virtual fictional date. 😭😭

I want to see a fanfic crossover about Obey Me and Love and Deepspace. Sounds interesting.

The MC from Lads would be teleported to Devildom and the story from OM would start and yeah 👍. Caleb is definitely gonna be the most overprotective one out of the five.

I feel like Xavier and belphegor would be sleeping friends

Lucifer would probably enjoy Zayne's company since Zayne is the most mature one out of the five and one of the more intelligent out of the five. (Academic intelligence) {I hope I ain't offending any non-Zayne girlies.}

Xavier and Solomon would most likely try to cook something. But at least Xavier can cook ramen or something, Solomon can't. I'm pretty sure Solomon can somehow burn porridge or water.

Asmodeus would definitely be flirting with all five of them. He would be eyeing them.

Asmo: MC! Why didn't you tell me that your childhood best friend would be such a snack!

MC: Because I know you would flirt with them. 😑

Levi would be too nervous to talk to them. I'm pretty sure all five of them are taller than him, and all of them have a menacing aura to him especially Sylus.

Zayne would most likely be interested in Beel's diet and being able to be so fit.

Idk much about Caleb's lore so idk what to put for him

Rafayel would be friends with Levi since sea creatures and all. I could see Rafayel and Levi talking about the creature. Also I feel like Rafayel and Caleb are the most interested in anime so I'm sure Levi would like to ramble about that with them.

Idk about what to put for sylus. (I'm srry sylus girlies)

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

My brain had a thought.

The show "two broke girls" but it's Mammon and Satan, them being Caroline and Max.

(the hipster hold up)

Some guy: oh good you're still open.

Mammon: oh. yes we are. what can we get for you?

Guy: everything in the register

Mammon: oh my god. It's a hipster hold up.

Guy: hand it over. I have a gun.

Satan: well I have a death wish so that's not gonna happen.

Look pal.

We work at this cupcake window from 2 to 4, 6 nights a week.

And that is after 8 hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of rich politicians out in...Help me out.

Mammon: Washington.

Satan: what he said. Don't wanna raise. Then, we walk home to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish language Cheerios.

So, no. *Slams hands on the counter*

I am not giving you our hard earned money and if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good. Because if you miss, I will climb over this counter, tear off your head and it will be our new tip jar.

Guy: yeah I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's a 20. Have a good night.

I am currently sitting through Six the musical and I have a question

Thank you @completelyshatteredbrokenmschf and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

Imagine the Obey Me brothers meet the seven deadly sins from Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel.

Lucifer:

(both of them look at each other as OM.L judges HH.L)

OM.L: You are quite short.

HH.L: At least I don't have trauma from a war. 💢 (Is he OOC, I can't tell but it fits him enough right, idk 🤷)

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Belphegor:

Both of them: ZZZZZZ

*wakes up*

(Half asleep and can't open to their eyes wide)

Both of them: *goes back to sleep* ZZZZZZ

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Beelzebub:

HB.B: Hey beefcake! How's it hanging?

OM.B: *nomming a burger* good.

HB.B: Do you want to join my party? It's gonna be a blast!

OM.B: Not a fan of parties, you should invite my brother Asmodeus, he would gladly join.

*continues munching*

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Asmodeus:

OM.A: Oh. Aren't you a handsome devil.

HB.A: Oh, how flattering. However I have my own love so no thanks.

OM.A: That's ok. I must tell you your outfit is fabulous 🤩. Where did you get such high quality clothing?

HB.A: Well I got these from the store in the Lust ring, you should visit sometime.

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(I don't know how to do the rest of the characters. I hope they are not OOC)

I finally got him!!!!

Imagine the Obey Me brothers meet the seven deadly sins from Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel.

Lucifer:

(both of them look at each other as OM.L judges HH.L)

OM.L: You are quite short.

HH.L: At least I don't have trauma from a war. 💢 (Is he OOC, I can't tell but it fits him enough right, idk 🤷)

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Belphegor:

Both of them: ZZZZZZ

*wakes up*

(Half asleep and can't open to their eyes wide)

Both of them: *goes back to sleep* ZZZZZZ

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Beelzebub:

HB.B: Hey beefcake! How's it hanging?

OM.B: *nomming a burger* good.

HB.B: Do you want to join my party? It's gonna be a blast!

OM.B: Not a fan of parties, you should invite my brother Asmodeus, he would gladly join.

*continues munching*

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Asmodeus:

OM.A: Oh. Aren't you a handsome devil.

HB.A: Oh, how flattering. However I have my own love so no thanks.

OM.A: That's ok. I must tell you your outfit is fabulous 🤩. Where did you get such high quality clothing?

HB.A: Well I got these from the store in the Lust ring, you should visit sometime.

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(I don't know how to do the rest of the characters. I hope they are not OOC)

How would Obey Me Brothers play 'Just Dance'

Lucifer 🍷

When dancing, you can see the stiff movement due to inexperience and due to age. You can definitely hear the sound of joints cracking. That's how stiff he is.

(Can demons even crack their bones like how we humans can, like how we crack our fingers)

He is gonna dance with songs that are more old since I'm pretty sure his style of songs and music is more classical and old.

When it comes to MC, I feel like he would dance with MC with dances that are in pairs and would dance together, those dances would most likely be romantic songs.

Mammon💸

Mammon is the type of guy that says that he will not dance to this game but with a little persuasion from MC he will. when he does dance, he would dance with so much passion. Like it would almost look exactly like the coach dancers. Of course, he would definitely have a mistake or two while dancing.

Mammon is definitely gonna put bets on who can dance better and he actually usually wins these kinds of bets, if one of his brothers actually wants to bet.

Leviathan 🐟

Too nervous to even dance, he would only dance in the privacy of his room and only MC is allowed to be with him but some of the brothers would barge in to play as well just to dance with MC.

He is the type that will be unable to dance properly, often fumbles and make mistakes but when it comes to the kpop dances, he is definitely the type to perfect the dance in one try.

Satan 📒

Would prefer reading a book than dancing

Would definitely say something like 'i don't have time for dancing' and Lucifer would agree with him but since Satan wants to be different. He would definitely dance just to be the opposite of Lucifer.

When he dances, he definitely has a stiff movement but that is due to inexperience with dancing. After a while, he definitely gets better.

I feel like he would be interested in the lore of Just Dance.

Asmodeus 💅

Would definitely be the one who introduced Just Dance to the brothers, either that or MC.

Asmo is definitely the best dancer. He would perfect all the dance but will definitely superstar the dances that have more fluid movement. (Does that make sense, it makes sense for me)

He would definitely dance to 'nail, hair, hips, heels'

He would definitely post his dances into his social media, then it would make a trend in the Devildom to play Just Dance.

Beelzebub 🍔

Beel is the one who uses just dance as a form of exercise. I got this feeling that he is gonna be stiff when it comes to dancing since Beel usually does normal exercises like push up and that

(idk what to write for Beel srry y'all)

Belphegor 🐄

Ain't even dancing he is gonna watch MC dance and that's it and even if he participates, he would be the one that sits on the couch and moves his hands only just so that he could earn points for the dance.

(Also I just realized that if belphi never exercise, how the hell does he have abs)

This is my first time making this kind of post

Do y'all watch littlesiha?