I Think I Have A New Romantic F/O…

Varmibeth Act 1 Scene 1

This is a quick opening scene introducing the three Wild Women and the prophecy they have for Varmibeth

A/N: I tried the whole rhyming thing for them, let me know what you guys think

 Its windy and heavily raining 

Paisley (Witch 1): When do we tell him of his fate?

Do we say it now or should we wait?

Aviva (Witch 2): When the poacher’s ship has sailed?

When King Martin (Duncan) has prevailed?

Koki (Witch 3): That is when we tell the tale.

Paisley: To whom do we tell?

Aviva: Tell to the pale, the one who is prone to wail

Koki: Then he will prepare to set sail

Aviva: Come on Stuffo,

Koki:Pouncy

Paisley: Pavers

Nori (Hecate): Only time will tell

If Varmibeth is prone to wisdom or to HeIl

Getting to Know the S/I

I'm making my own ask game. Nothing too fancy. Just send in a letter/word to ask a question about a self-insert

A: Art - What kinds of talents and skills do they have?

B: Baby - Who are their parents? What were they like when they were young?

C: Candy - How do they treat themselves?

D: Dream - What are their goals in life?

E: Earth - Where were they born? Where do they call home?

F: Food - What do they like to eat?

G: Genius - What is something they know a lot about?

H: Hero - Who do they look up to?

I: Impulse - What do they spend most of their money, time, or energy on?

J: Jesus - Do they have any religious beliefs?

K: Kiss - How do they show affection?

L: Library - Do they enjoy reading? What are their favorite books or movies?

M: Money - What do they do for a living?

N: Night - What is their bedtime routine like? How well do they sleep?

O: Outfit - What do they usually wear? Do they have a specific style?

P: Party - How do they celebrate accomplishments and special occasions?

Q: Queer - What is their sexuality and gender identity?

R: Rainbow - What is their favorite color?

S: Siblings - Do they have any brothers or sisters? What is their relationship like?

T: Tattoo - Do they have any tattoos or piercings?

U: Umbrella - What kind of weather do they enjoy?

V: Victory - What are some of their greatest accomplishments?

W: Water - What do they like to drink?

X: eXtreme - What is the wildest thing they've ever done?

Y: Year - What is their favorite season? Favorite holiday?

Z: Zoo - What is their favorite animal? Do they have any pets?

a little update

Hey guys! I am indeed still here, I’ve been kind of lurking the last few weeks due in addition to my academic workload increasing significantly. I’ve also had some of the best moments in my life the last few weeks so I’ve been enjoying those. I’m hopefully going to try to post all the things I’ve written tonight or tomorrow. I’m not going anywhere, just took a little break haha.

He’s just like me fr

Your art is so pretty 😍😍

This took so much longer to draw than it should have lol

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what is each Varmitech’s coffee/drink order?

Thank you so much for this ask! I know it took a while to get to but I hope you enjoy reading about the Varmitech Crew’s favorite drinks! I wrote descriptions for everyone’s favorite drinks “in character,” which was very fun.

This ask also helped me figure out that 2 of the kiddos have food allergies, so thank you for adding to my world building process 😊! See answers below the cut!

Zach: Anything black and with extra caffeine….My preferred drink order is Black Eye Coffee, just listen to the name! It’s perfect! It has black coffee and two shots of espresso, the perfect combination for a busy businessman, inventor, and family man such as myself. I do add quite a bit of sugar to the mix, though. I like it black, but I can’t deny my sweet tooth.

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Violet: As someone with overactive bladder, I can’t really enjoy drinks. Anything but water or blueberry juice and I’m in misery 😭. But, if I am adventurous and decide to get a drink (rare), I am going for McDonald’s Mango & Pineapple Smoothie. I cannot drink anything with caffeine due to my medical conditions, and I dislike caffeine drinks anyway, so this is the perfect compromise, as I LOVE fruit and cold drinks!

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Varina: Ohhhhh, so many good choices, but I’ll have to say my favorite drink is Caffé Mocha! I just love the combination of the coffee and chocolate/mocha flavor! It’s like an ultra caffeinated hot chocolate to me 😋. I’m not a huge coffee fan, but this combination makes it manageable, and it just tastes delicious! I prefer to make it at home because I can add even more chocolate to it in a dusting on top of the cream!

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Vera: I do not enjoy the taste of coffee by itself, so I prefer to have coffee drinks that are so full of sugar and sweet flavors that the coffee taste is virtually unrecognizable, or it is at least masked in such a way that it’s palatable. I personally prefer cold coffee drinks and my favorite is the Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino from Starbucks. I adore the caramel flavor, drizzle, and the crunchy topping. It seems more like a milkshake than coffee, which I love!

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Victor: Red Eye Coffee. Dad, much to mom’s horror, had Vallen and me taking sips of his coffee as far back as we can remember. That was exactly what grandpa Tyler did with her so she was sure it would scar us for life like it had her. It didn’t for me, I grew up to crave strong, black coffee. But, I don’t like it as strong as dad, so I prefer the Red Eye Coffee with only one shot of espresso as opposed to two shots like Black Eye Coffee. Unlike dad, I cannot stand any sugar in my coffee, I want it black and unsweetened…as the coffee beans intended.

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Vallen: Welp I am the Varmitech with the peanut allergy, so I’m honestly too paranoid to order coffee, drinks, or food out. I am the person that makes my coffee at home, or I’ll have a Zachbot to prepare it for me, so I can ensure I don’t have to make an impromptu visit to the ER. Dad, Varina, and Vera taught me the art of at home coffee making, and my taste for coffee fell somewhere in between their preferred beverages. I am still traumatized by black coffee from when Dad gave it to me and Victor, but I like it sweet like him, and I like it flavorful like Varina and Vera, and iced/cold like Vera…so, I prefer flavored Iced Coffee. My personal favorite is Coconut Iced Coffee. I am checking the labels for each ingredient like a hawk, but I enjoy the cold coffee and sweet coconut flavor combo.

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Victoria: Guess who inherited mom’s overactive bladder and can’t enjoy drinks…me! It’s all for the best though because, like mom, I also find most drinks unpalatable. Add in my dairy sensitivity and that cuts out A LOT of options. But, if I am going to try and enjoy a drink, I will usually have the Vanilla Bean Crème Frappuccino from Starbucks. It HAS to be a nondairy version, but I really enjoy the vanilla flavor and little bits of vanilla beans!

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I love a well timed "nature boy" as much as the next person, but consider: Zach randomly using "Christopher" when being snotty.

Screaming crying this is so good but soo sad oml 😍😍😭😭

WARNING: Injury, Drama and Implied Death

(it's a time travel apocalypse au, it's gonna have The Big Sads before it gets better.)

Apocalypse AU doodles.

From Future!Chris and Future!Zach's perspectives, the Apocalypse started about 8 to 10 months ago (hard to keep track after the tech failed) and Aviva was lost at about month 6 when the defenses broke and the lab was overrun with mutated beasts. After that, things got very complicated because half the tech was damaged and they only managed to salvage some of the components for the time machine Aviva designed. Martin was lost (with Koki) a little prior to the completion of the time machine, overrun while trying to protect Chris while salvaging for parts. The younger Kratt fully feels responsible for his death and Zach wouldn't let him see his brother being mauled. Zach lost his arm about two months later, making things very difficult. Jimmy created a prosthetic arm for him but it doesn't function it's really only decorative. Jimmy is presumed to have been lost as he was the one running the machine while their sanctuary was being invaded and he sent them to the future as a last desperate shot.

Bonus:

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Daphne: So wait How did your parents got divorced

Trin: my dad cheated on my mom

Henry:

Daphne belongs to @octoqueen10 💜

please please please

(also if you’re taking requests, the shirts scene??)

Hear Me Out…

Picture this….a 1920s Gatsby AU where Zach is Jay and he’s pining over Violet who’s Daisy, but Violet’s not an ass and leaves Travis (Tom). Violet owns up to her feelings for Zach and commits to him. She lets her husband Travis have his side chick in return for a quiet divorce and custody of their daughter.

And… Zach doesn’t die! They end up together living happily ever after…oh and the daughter Daisy had, well with Zach and Violet that’s actually Zach’s child, Travis never knew it. And Nick’s character is Jimmy Z or Chris or Martin, and Jordan is Aviva or Koki.

Yes this is an outlandish idea, but I like it. This movie means the world to me, and the book was one I hated in high school but have come to appreciate as an adult…I’d be butchering the storyline but I hope no one will hate for it!

I can just imagine Zach throwing all these elaborate parties hoping Violet will show up….he buys the house across from Violet, and the scene with the shirts 😭, oh it’s beautiful…

And the music, so many of the songs are already ones I use for Zach and Violet inspo!

I’m tempted to write something about this now…what do you all think?

🎂🎉Happy Birthday, Chris Kratt! 🎉🎂

Happy 55th Birthday to the one and only Chris Kratt 🎉🎂🎊🎁!

Sending you the warmest birthday wishes today Chris! Thank you for all you have done to bring a love for the creature world and creature adventuring into the lives of so many people! Through your shows alongside Martin, you have created awareness and knowledge about animals and their habitats that will continue to be fostered in future generations for many years to come.

Your shows have been a refuge for so many people in times of hardship, and they have helped people, like myself, to overcome and even escape from such situations. Your work in the creature world is unsurpassed, please continue to do what you are doing, it is so needed and appreciated, just like you are.

Wishing you many more creature adventure filled birthdays to come 🎉🎂🎊🎁!!!