Me When All My F/os And Potential F/os Are Canonically Married

Donita: Drink your coffee and get out of here, idiots!

Aww I hope they can all come around to the baby and accept that it’s an exciting time! Even if the timing is a bit off.

| Just thought about the colors so no one gets confused reading this |

🤖 Zach

🪻Violet

🌂Varina

🕹Jimmy

💻Koki

🌟 Zoe

🛹JJ

Alright, let's read on

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Well, it wasn't gonna be more shocking than this

It had been a long week after their hot relaxing trip from Ski Resort. Life was good for a few days, but Varina was starting to get really bad nause every morning for a week, though she may have thought it was a bug for a while even tried to take some medicine but throw up every time she had a pill in her mouth than started to felt tried and dizzy for almost two weeks in crave cupcakes and chocolate covered grapefruit that when her friend (Ellie) was starting to peace the puzzles together asked if she could be late that made Varina slightly more nervous than usual. The next thing that she had in her hand was a store-bought pregnancy test, and for almost five minutes later, the results were very clear and it was really clear for JJ who (of course he fainted like father like son 🤷🏽‍♀️) heading that he going to be a father. They were having a hard time about telling their parents about the news it didn't take any time for her sickness to spew out in front of her mother, and then a suddenly call to JJ's parents was all that took a while to make a decision to tell them that ~

YOU'RE EXPECTING WHAT!!!!???

🤖: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE EXPECTING IN 9 MONTHS!!?

💻: I STILL ON THE BABY PART!

🛹: Wellll it's... we just gotten um... things happen 😅

🤖💻: WHAT!!!!

🕹: Koi?

🪻: Honey, let just hear them out first

🤖: Oh yeah, I want hear it! I definitely want to hear it!

🛹 : OK, um, well, it just happened

💻: IT doesn't just happen with the fact that you two are having a baby JJ? A BABY !?

🛹: It's complicated, actually. We've didn't know til....five.. weeks ago

💻: Ok, so five weeks ago, you and JJ were at Ski Resort in Sweden, right

🌂: Ye.. Yes ma'am

💻 : So 😤 your five weeks along

🌂🛹 : Yes *😬 *😮‍💨

💻 : SO Y'ALL WE'RE FU¢KING CORN HOLDING IN SWEDEN FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

🛹 : Yeah, but we do it is happening on the fourth day on the ski trip

🪻: Alright, that's good! Right now, we know how this happened

🤖 : No Vi this isn't good for seven days, SEVEN DAYS!😠 I thought you two would be responsible🤦🏻‍♂️

🌂: I know, but -🥺

🤖: And yet here we are, because you * direct to JJ *

🪻: OK, let's just cool down now before things get to heated

| While the arguing still continues on a woman walking into the kitchen, hearing the commotion unfolds felt a little injust and in the air |

🌟: I'm sorry to introduce * coming out of the kitchen * but doesn't this kinda remind you about the time when you guys come up pregnant with me

💻: Zoe, when did you come from, and who- Wait hold on? how did you kon-

🌟: Aunt Aviva and guncle Jeff told me about it, so these no secret to keep for me and didn't you tell me that I was y'alls "pop up flower girl"

🕹: Uh ☝🏻😳 *now thinking of the engagement party and bubble house*

🌟: And I definitely know about y'all stories, so freeze that real quick, Mr. Varmitech ✋🏽

🤖: 😤 * is definitely not wanting any kind of bad side from Zoe *

⭐️: So basically, there are no grounds to go on for 🙌🏽 no disrespect 🙌🏽 cuz the honeymooning happened way before ya'lls marital bed.

🌂🛹: *Shocked but not shocked at all, knowing their parents*

💻: Well, you are on that one, Zoe, but that doesn't excuse you * points to JJ*. JJ, we taught y'all better than this

🛹: Look, we know this isn't the best news, but we can try looking at the... joyful new. I mean, we're having a new baby,and right after high school at best, y'all are going to be grandparents as well

🪻: That still didn't make any of this better, we all know this baby is coming into the world, but we know this should be a joyful occasion, but😥

🛹: But what ?

💻: But you two are still young, and even after high school,you still have college to look towards now. How are you going to deal with a baby

🛹: Well Fu¢k mom, you seem to be more able to make it possible for six kids

💻: We were already done college a long time ago, and you better watch it for you gonna be worried about something else than a baby

🛹: You know what I thought

🕹: Wait, Junior, that not what we're talking about

🌂: JJ, hold on, you can't just leave

🛹: Look, I'm just gonna get some air, that's all Varina, I'll be back in a few, ok

💻: Oh no, you not * turns JJ away from the door to facing her* you're gonna stay here and take it cause you are not gonna walk away cause

🤖: |I'm going to end him| Well then, he suddenly walks out. You can just walk away from her

🪻: Zachary!! 😡

🕹: No no no JJ isn't going everywhere. You're part of this just as much, and neither me or your mom or anyone gonna let it happen 😠

🤖: Me either

🛹*|Stand in understander meant and the consequences with the situation*|

🪻: Alright, but considering the fact standing here is what you guys are going to do with this baby now

🕹: Agree. I think we should have a talk about the baby, but we should talk about what your future will be on a later date, maybe when everyone's cooled out

🤖: Yes, I think we should talk about the future on this later until then, I think we should be going back home now for a private talk, and I'm sorry for my behavior

🛹: Um, Mr. Varmitech ?

🤖: I expect your forgiveness, JJ, I'm certain you make the right decision for my daughter and your child

🛹: Of course, and sorry for almost running out on you back there

🌂: I forgive you, and I would be nervous too, although I'm still nervous 😔🥹

🛹: *Holds Varina's hands* Varina 😟

🪻: Varina, We'll be waiting outside, dear

🌂: I'm coming 😔 I guess. This one might

🛹: Well, we're not out of the woods yet, but we'll get through it, I promise you and you * rubs Varina's belly * Promise

🌂: Oh, I love you

🛹: And I love you

Hunk from the car

🌂🛹: I should go *🫳🏻 🫲🏽*

🛹: Bye✋🏽* Standing in the doorway *

🌂: *Mouths Bye 😟 while the vehicle drives away*

⭐️: J Dad wants to talk

Varina, Violet Varmitech belong to @jokerislandgirl32

Quick Question

Shitposter

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

What a cute story! Who wouldn’t be happy to have their partner surprise them on their birthday 🥳

Ziolet Songs: Day Four

October 4th - Sparks Fly

Get me with those green eyes, baby As the lights go down Gimme something that'll haunt me when you're not around 'Cause I see sparks fly, whenever you smile

My mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea You touch me once and it's really something You find I'm even better than you imagined I would be I'm on my guard for the rest of the world But with you, I know it's no good And I could wait patiently But I really wish you would

Posting this a day late, but oh well!

Since yesterday was my birthday I decided to include a fic excerpt from one of Violet’s birthdays! It’s either her 19th or 20th birthday, I haven’t decided yet. But I hope you all enjoy it! Putting it below the cut due to length and mentions of alcohol consumption, a few crude comments, and references to a toxic relationship.

I had barely opened the menu when the sound of people singing happy birthday caught my attention. I looked into the restaurant, and saw the girl I was looking for: my Violet. 

Violet’s long hair was pulled back in a braid, and she was dressed in a simple off-the-shoulder, lilac sundress with a black apron around her waist. She smiled and blushed as her family and the patrons of the restaurant sang happy birthday to her.

The waitress in front of me huffed and rolled her eyes. I sensed she did not like Violet very much, and I was more than ready to get rid of her, “I know what I want,” I announced. 

She pulled out a notepad and looked at me expectantly, I fished out my wallet and produced a $20 bill, “I want the birthday girl to serve me, here’s something for your time.”

The girl’s brown eyes widened, and she stuffed the bill into her apron pocket, “of course, thank you, I’ll go get her!”

VvvvvvVvvvvvV

I was busy thanking everyone for the impromptu birthday song when Nicole ran up to me out of breath, “I’ve got a customer for you, he’s a very good tipper, he just gave me 20 dollars to seat him, and he requested you!”

Nicole usually did not speak to me because she claimed I’d stolen Travis from her, which was far from the truth. I figured she was setting me up for embarrassment, but part of me was hopeful that there really was a customer who wanted me to be their waitress. 

I smiled and said, “okay, here’s to hoping he tips me well too!”

“Yeah, you can treat yourself to a nice birthday present,” my cousin Paige winked at me, having overheard the conversation. 

“I guess,” I whispered, fixing my hair and going to the table where the gentleman was seated. 

When I arrived he sat holding the menu up, covering his face, “good evening sir, can I start you off with something to drink?”

He responded in a gruff, hateful sounding voice, “do you recommend anything? I usually prefer alcohol, but there’s none listed. What type of an island restaurant is this if you can’t get alcohol?”

I felt taken aback by his comment, “I apologize sir, but it is the preference of the owner of the restaurant to not serve alcohol.”

“Why’s that? Is she a prude?” He snickered and something about his voice was oddly familiar. I stood on my toes to peer over the menu covering his face, but he held it closer to him and raised it slightly.

I tried to bite my tongue, but it was no use, I would not stand for whoever this was insulting the aunt who had practically raised me, “Sir, I respectfully disagree with you, the owner is my aunt, and she prefers to host a restaurant where good food and fun can be had without the negative impacts that result from alcoholic consumption. If that is a problem with you, you can go to a neighboring restaurant or bar that does serve alcohol.”

“Ohhh, that’s a bold statement, but I should expect it coming from a sexy little minx such as yourself,” I could hear the laugh in his voice, and I’d had enough. It was one thing for Travis to make crude comments about me, but this man was a stranger, this was unexceptable. 

“Sir, I am sorry, but I do not appreciate your comments. They are making me very uncomfortable. If you cannot refrain from saying such things, I will have to ask you to leave.”

“Awww, come on, you can’t ask your friend to leave,” he pouted, lowering the menu enough for me to see jet black hair. 

The gears in my mind started turning, who did I know with black hair? And before I could stop myself, I asked, “who are you?”

The man lowered the menu and took off a pair of triangular sunglasses at the same time, his voice returning to normal, to a voice I'd wanted to hear for so long, “happy birthday, Vi.”

I felt a few tears fall from my eyes as I looked at his smiling face. I approached him and he stood up quickly, gathering me into a hug without me initiating it. I threw my arms around his neck as his head fell to the crook of my neck, “I’m so happy to see you, Zach,” I whispered.

God knew I would be too powerful if he gave me the ability to draw

None of y’all would be safe tbh.

How long a period was in hockey and how many there were

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

Kinda Random Post But…

For my Spanish class this year, I need to follow a Spanish/LatAm recipe and make a dish to bring to my class and I’m totally blanking so I figured I’d crowdsource lol. If anyone has any suggestions for a dish I could easily make that tastes good, I would really appreciate it

(image source: https://wildkratts.fandom.com/wiki/Donita_Donata/Gallery)

Karaoke With The Girls Is Like…

I’ve mentioned it before, but I headcanon that Donita may have been in a toxic relationship in the past, and my OC Violet was in a toxic relationship prior to Zach…I also kind of think this might have been a possibility for Paisley’s past too…So, I imagine karaoke night with the villain girls: Donita, Violet, Paisley, Yssa (the oc of the wonderful @lovelybakerandconstructionworker ) goes something like this:

Like they are literally screaming, singing it toward the end….

All: All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid Nymph then a virgin, nurse then a servant Donita: Just an appendage, live to attend him

Paisley: So that he never lifts a finger

Violet: 24∕7, baby machine

Yssa: So he can live out his picket-fence dreams

Violet: It's not an act of love if you make her

All: You make me do too much labour

And the guys are just watching them in a mixture of confusion, amusement, and fear.

Dabio: They look really angry…

Rex: Don’t tell them that…it will just aggravate them more…

Gourmand: I’ve never heard Little Sugar sing like that…you better be glad you’re not her ex Zachy…

Zach: You don’t think I realize that? She’s terrifying once you get on her bad side….

I love them so so much!

Family portrait commission for @jokerislandgirl32 of Violet, Zach, and their lovely children!

This piece was definitely a challenge because I’ve never drawn Wild Kratts kids before! I hope I did your little ones justice! The Violet Varm family is so sweet and gorgeous! I had a blast bringing them to life! I hope you love the piece as much as I loved making it for you!