The Lore:
The lore:
Nothing lasts forever. It was an arranged marriage. Daddy bird's an alcoholic. Daddy bird needed the protein powders to feel better about his depression, debt, and other unresolved personal issues. He made mommy bird a hooker and took all her money. Grandma bird and grandpa bird were witnesses. Baby bird was a mistake. They needed to be dealt with... Cthulhu got mad because they woke him up, so he called the police.
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I need all the luck I can get for my exams this week 💚
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it
rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds
Usually, when I wake up, for the first few seconds, there's foggy mental confusion, no internal monologe, just vibes. I sorta just realized that my first internal thought were... not typical. So, now I'm keeping a collection.
This might be stupid that I'm just now making this connection but-hear me out-
Rio kinda looks like an axolotl
Im not the only one...right?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Todo: Unfortunately, my boogie woogie is dead.
Me: *sobbing horrendously*
I just realized that the highest form of compliment that I can muster is:
"Ur a cool person, dude"
I literally spent 4 minutes formulating that compliment to one of my friends because I didn't want to sound sappy or like I was hitting on her.
Just a lil sneak peek at a Gyutaro x reader I'm making (I will be making 3 editions for she/her, he/him, and they/them pronouns).
*Feel free to ask me any questions or make requests* BLANK BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
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