Aniexty Attacks Aren't Always Hyperventilating And Rocking Back And Forth

reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a

I'm starting to hate the name I chose again.

Ahh,yes I love having an identity crisis.

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

💗💕💖💞💓

Awwwww thanks I really needed this with school and my play rehearsal starting again. <3 :)))

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newsies baseball au

the manhattan cardinals are a baseball team that is like,, alright

the star player is the always amazing jack kelly

miss medda is their coach

sarah is the team manager

race, specs, albert, finch, all of the manhattan boys are on the manhattan team

crutchie is the mascot, a cardinal named charlie cardinal

the brooklyn batters is the best team in the whole league

the batters and the cardinals share a rival: the new york rats

which jack likes to call the ‘rich no balls’

pulitzer (young, so he’s basically kath’s brother, not dad), the delanceys, and snyder (he’s younger, too) are all on the rats

katherine is the team manager

wiesel is the referee that the rats try and bribe so they can win

it works

davey got put on the manhattan cardinals after his father wanted him to play a sport

les became the cute little water boy

after a manhattan v brooklyn game, race and spot go missing for a few hours

spot is a sore loser, but he is very happy when race wins a game (unless race beats him)

the ny rats cheat their way to the top, beating every other team except for the manhattan one

the manhattan cardinals and richy no balls are the last two, since davey and jack both did amazing playing

katherine caught on to the bribing her team was doing and decided to tell the manhattan team

she told jack

in response, jack went to pulitzer to stop the bribing, because if he was going to win, he wanted it to be fair

pulitzer tried to bribe him

and failed

fast foward to the game

wiesel was taken out as referee because they caught on to him cheating

roosevelt is the new referee

oscar delancey hit crutchie in the head when he was batting

crutchie had to be taken to the medic center halfway through the game

jack wanted to give up after that

but davey and kath came and yelled at him

jack went back out there and played his hardest

and the manhattan cardinals WON

the rats got kicked out of the league because of the cheating

edited by @broadwayandbookblog

New girl in my Sunday school class: Are you a girl?

Me: No, but people used to think I was a girl.

Girl: Oh. Is that why the other teacher called you (deadname)?

Me: Yes, that’s my old name I used before I told people I’m not a girl. But I haven’t used my new name forever so sometimes (other teacher) forgets.

Girl: Okay. I’ll remember to use your new name! *bounces over to the toy cars*

…….

Me: I want you to start calling me Mx instead of Miss. Okay?

Little boy: Okay. *violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman, I broked the crayon.

Me: That’s probably because you stabbed the paper with it, buddy.

…….

3 y/o : Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: Sometimes I’m a boy. Sometimes I’m not a boy or a girl.

3 y/o: *proudly puffs out chest* I’m a girl all the time.

Me: Good for you, kiddo.

3 y/o: I know.

…….

Preschoolers understand better than any adult I’ve ever met.

Just a little bit a positive cats for everyone!

Author vs fandom

Author: you like this character?

Fandom: maybe idon't know.

*5 mins later*

Author: you like now?

Fandom: yes i lokve them.

*character gets blown up*

Fandom: NO NO NO NO!

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.