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can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠

Kaveh but make it blue period covers

Lyla ✨️💅

Pls this is so funny 😭✋️

Things that Miguel O’Hara would definitely say-A CANON IMAGINE LIST (SFW VERSION)

~“I’m personally more of a cat person.”

~ “I need you to stop talking. Like, forever.”

~ “That’s…actually really disgusting.”

~ “Ay- don’t touch the trap box!”

~ “Jesus. It’s actually really surprising just how stupid you can be.”

~ “I made you lunch. It’s a one time thing.”

~ “I’m gonna be honest. That color doesn’t suit you.”

~ “Um… do you need female products?”

~ “Shut up.”

~ “Stop fidgeting. It’s making me squirmy.”

~ “Squirmy is a normal masculine word in the English dictionary.”

~ “I can’t believe you talk to yourself. It makes you seem like an idiot, a little bit.”

~ “STOP TOUCHING MY FOOD!”

~ “Ew. I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”

~ “Aw. That’s kind of adorable. The kid, I mean. Not you.”

~”Dios mío! It’s too bright. Turn the lights off.”

~“If I threw you off this cliff, do you think anyone would notice? Food for thought.”

~ “I brought you flowers. No- It’s not a big deal, they’ll probably die in like, two seconds, knowing you.”

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Imagine if Loid smooches Yor after he puts on lipstick 👀

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THIS!!! this what hits me the most in the movie!!!

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

He’s a bit crazy