WHAT'S GOING ON

BECAUSE IT'S SMALL ENOUGH FOR MY THROAT NOT TO BE SLICED

Do you have any glass i can eat

,,,no? Don’t eat glass

michael awareness poster

IT'S GOOODDDD

I fucked up my tea :(

IS THAT-

HOW DO YOU MAKE HORIZONTAL TEA? WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK OF ALL FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS DID YOU PUT IN THERE? HOW BADLY CAN YOU MESS UP TEA?

This is so real

everytime someone she/hers my michael distortion art in my notes i grow 1% more powerful. it is working

Can i have it? :3

(Theft from who)

Do you have a human disguise like Michael? :<

darling this is my disguise

Go to therapy

Also, no dr. David and find a good one

I'm sure someone can understand the Distortion-

h0w t0 wIn eM0tI0nS N0 gLUe nO B0raX

who am I even sad for?…

He definitely get a good greatings by the statement

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away

WHY NOT THE WHOLE DIMENTION

@gerry-stortion @3ris-d1st0rtionnn

… I’m throwing @tw1sty-b1tch at you.

double Michael distortions!!

Oh! Fellow Michael. Hi?

"Best way" to respond someone saying kys is to say "okay" then don't look at their chat for a whole day or two until they think you might really do it