FYI, If Someone Here Messaged Me, But I Can't See It.

Question:

Why do pepper packets only have a small drizzle while salt packets have waterfalls when you open them?

Come on guys... Haven't you learned your lesson that what we're seeing is not as it seems by now.

Reggie's last direct is probably going to be him announcing Animal Crossing Switch

Spider people: *Complaining about Redundant Acronym Syndrome*

Deadpool: "Wow, smh my head"

I want to put the jokes I make here on a comic/show/something one day. Some of these are already with characters in mind, but it's with a colab with either one of my mutuals here or someone else. I don't want to spoil something like these 2 characters are going to be friends in the future.

Person A sucks at sports.

A: How do I dodge it.

B: Act like you're trying to catch it.

Also, name change.

New Yorker: Alright let me see it... Nope never seen him.

NYPD: Now you're staring at the photo too funny.

NYPD: We’re asking for the public’s help identifying this suspect.

Every New Yorker: I never seen ‘em.

NYPD: We haven’t even shown you the photo yet.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

"Bold of you to assume that you can undo what you've done."

How do you explain to someone that you weren't checking out their ass, I just look at the floor alot and sometimes It comes across as that.