Why Does It Take Me 20 Minutes To Get Somewhere When I'm Late, But When I Try To Be Early It Takes Less

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For header:

A :*Is stretching*

B: "Why are you stretching?"

A: "I'm trying to get an ass"

C: "Why? You already have B."

Question:

Why do pepper packets only have a small drizzle while salt packets have waterfalls when you open them?

I want to put the jokes I make here on a comic/show/something one day. Some of these are already with characters in mind, but it's with a colab with either one of my mutuals here or someone else. I don't want to spoil something like these 2 characters are going to be friends in the future.

Halloween Goals

Not sure what anyone is planning to do if they get rich but I want to have the house that all the kids want to go to so they get the big candies. Also I want to surprise the parents by giving them some too. I would also give underrated candy(those watermelon + lucas dust gummies from H-E-B) and show people what they're missing.

I hope it's on the switch 2.

Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition countdown:

64 days to go!

For Texas

Here's some Porter Robinson fanart as I try different art programs. This one was on Resprite. It offered me some sort of premium, but I don't know if this is what I want to use in the long run.

"I'm going to sleep like a baby."

*Screaming/crying in the middle of the night*

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

"Bold of you to assume that you can undo what you've done."