To Call Up A Storm

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

A very famous moth, the African death's head hawkmoth :) Named after the skull shape on their back, though honestly i dont care about the skull, i care about the fact that they can SQUEEK!!!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

“Touch grass” they said. “It’d be good for you” they said.

Sing this in the “all around me are familiar faces” song’s tune. I don’t remember what it’s called. All around me are fucking bigots. Racist bigots, ableist bigots, queerphobic bigots.

I get that they’re jokingly walking up to me, an Asian, and saying “asian people have weird eyes” then proceeding to pull the side of your eyes to to make it longer is just rude.

Holocaust jokes made infront of jews, queerphobic jokes infront of queers, ableist jokes infront of disabled folk. They’re not ok.

They’re not even one of the people they’re making jokes about, so they’re just making fun of communities that already deal with enough shit. They shouldn’t be allowed to get away with that.

Also, saying that you’ll “catch autism” from autistic people isn’t funny

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed

MEMPHIS, TN—In an attempt to quell public outrage over the upcoming release of body-cam footage showing the deadly beating of Tyre Nichols by five of its officers, the Memphis Police Department continued to urge calm Thursday in light of the unspeakable evil they had committed.

“I understand that this heinous atrocity beyond the comprehension of anyone with a shred of basic human decency might be upsetting to some, but we are asking everyone to please maintain their composure,” said police chief Cerelyn Davis, explaining that while it was regrettable that officers were mercilessly slaughtering innocents in the streets with complete disregard for their humanity, it was no excuse for causing a big commotion. “This barbaric instance of malice and savagery need not inspire uproar. I pray that cooler heads prevail during this time of unending death and misery being inflicted upon the powerless masses.” Davis went on to insist that any sign of unrest would only give the forces of unconscionable evil an excuse to impose even more wanton suffering on those who have no choice but to endure it.

i feel like actual shit rn. Not tired enough to sleep but not awake enough to function properly

I feel like an animal, I think it’s a cat but sometimes it’s more awooo than meow meow.

A man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee.

They quickly start arguing about the correct way to pronounce it. “KISS-a-me,” says the husband. “That’s wrong,” says the wife, “The right way to say it is kis-A-me.” “Not necessarily,” says the husband, “It could also be kis-a-ME.”

Their argument continues as they enter town, and decide to stop to buy some lunch. After finding a suitable parking place, they head inside to the front counter to order their food.

The husband decides that this is a good opportunity to be proven right, and settle the argument with his wife. “Excuse me,” he says to the waitress at the counter, “My wife and I can’t figure out the right way to pronounce the name of this place. Will you please tell us where we are, and say it slowly so that we get it right?”

“Sure,” says the waitress. “Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiinnnnggg.”

My favorite wind spell

In my experience, nothing feels quite as good as testing your control over your craft quite like a wind spell. The following is my favorite incantation to use.

Wind spell

Move your hand in a circle, palm downward.

Chant: “Wind, Wind, hear my plea,

Dance across the land and sea.”

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