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The Vampire Diaries | Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take Clip

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’

2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.

3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.

4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”

5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.

6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.

8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.

9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.

10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”

11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”

12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.

13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.

14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.

15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.

17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.

18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.

19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.

20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.

21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.

22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.

23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.

24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.

25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.

29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.

30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.

31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.

32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.

33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.

34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.

35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.

36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.

37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’

38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’

39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.

40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.

41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.

42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.

43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’

44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.

45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.

46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.

47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.

48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.

49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’

50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.

51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.

52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.

53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!

55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’

56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”

57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.

58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.

59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.

60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.

61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.

62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

Winn Schott | DC Comics | Not my gif | Requested

Stepping out of the elevator, Winn just managed to dodge out of the way from a very angry looking reporter who shouted at the phone in her hand. ‘Good thing I don’t work here anymore,’ he thought as he walked towards your office. Being a photographer for CatCo Worldwide Media meant you didn’t have too much free time, so when you texted Winn about having lunch, he eagerly accepted. 

Stepping into your office, Winn takes notice that you aren’t there. Pursing his lips he glances down to his watch, making sure that he got there at the correct time, when he notices a note on your desk.

Winn, ran out of storage space on  my memory card. Headed down to my car to fetch another. ~ Y/N

He chuckles, looking down briefly to throw away the note in your small trash bin when something catches his attention. Pausing, he looks down at the trash bin, noticing some slightly charred papers in there. He hesitates whether to look through you trash or just forget about ever seeing it. His curiosity gets the best of him and he bends down, picking up what he now sees are burnt photos.

There were three photos in total. The first was of the building he was currently in, the CatCo building. There were pieces on the side that were burnt off. The other two were the most ruined. He couldn’t quite make out what these photos once were and it caused him to be concerned. 

“Hey, Winn! Sorry for making you wait, I couldn’t-,” Stepping into your office, you expected to find Winn sitting on your desk chair playing some game on his phone but your life just couldn’t be that easy. At the sound of your voice he turned around, holding the photos that would change your life forever. 

Stepping towards you, Winn held up the burnt photos and asked, “Did you really hate these photos so much you burned them?” He saw how you avoided his eyes and looked down at your glove covered hands. You took a seat on your small couch and still said nothing.That caused Winn to be even more concerned, you weren’t one to stay quiet for long. “Is everything alright Y/N? Why are these all burnt up?”

With a shaky breath, you looked up at him and said, “I’ve been hiding something from you. Something pretty important.” Worry filling Winn’s eyes, he takes a seat on your small coffee table waiting for you to continue. “I have powers,” you stop Winn before he could say anything, “please don’t interrupt… Last month when Supergirl fought that other alien, I was there, taking photos. When she defeated him and he exploded into some kind of energy, I think it affected me. Ever since that day, I’ve been lighting things on fire. Those photos are not the only thing. Last week, I woke up from a nightmare and my bed was on fire! I have no idea how to control it, that’s why I’ve been wearing these stupid gloves that make my hands all sweaty.”

Before you started to hyperventilate, Winn placed his hands on your shoulders and made you look at him. “Hey! Y/N! It’s okay. Don’t freak out on me.” You look him in the eyes and nod, breathing shakily. “I can help you. I know some people that specialize in super powered individuals and they would be glad to help you. I promise.” Looking at him, very confused, you nod and smile slightly. Winn grins and cautiously grabs a hold of your hands. “But first, there is a lot I have to tell you. Kara is-”

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Percy Jackson | Percy Jackson and the Olympians | Not my gif | Requested

Percy: Wait! You’re dad is Poseidon?!

Y/N: *slightly laughs* Yeah, I guess so.

Percy: This is incredible! Slightly bad since he isn’t supposed to have other children. But this is awesome! I could now be an overprotective older brother! *throws his fist up in the air* Wait until you meet Tyson! *grabs your wrist and starts to run towards the Big House* TYSON!!

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Hello my current followers and possible new followers. Y'all haven't heard from me in, I want to say...... a few years. I havent posted imagines in like 2-3 years and I tried to come back and posts but I just dont have much motivation for wriing anymore.

Honestly the only reason why I started this blog was because I wanted to do the imagines I was too shy to ask other writers to do. I kept telling myself that I'll get back to writing or that I'll finish up the last requests I still have in my inbox but I just couldn't and I apologize for that. In all honesty, most of these fandoms that I wrote about I'm not that into anymore. Sadly most of these fandoms have started to slowly die off and with it the love I used to have for them.

To those who had sent in a request and waited for me to do them, if you are still around I sincerely apologize to you. I know how much some of these requests mean to some of you out there who are going through tough times. I know they helped me a lot to keep me distracted from real life troubles.

But yeahh, I'm just here to tell you guys, my current followers and any other person who comes across this blog, that this blog is officially CLOSED. No more imagines will be posted on here. The blog will remain up, so that if you had any favorites you can still come back and re-read them.

I'll still be around, I have my personal @deadlyrambling which I post on sometimes and I also have another @bitchykiri which is where I mostly just reblog anime fics. (im into anime now 🤐 who would've thought lol).

(I'm not the best with words and it's 5am)

Sooooo yeah,

Catch ya on the flipside ✌

thea.

Eric Coulter | Divergent | Not my gif | Requested

Without turning around, shoulders hunched over, you sigh, “ Well, are you just going to stand there or are you going to help me?” It’s silent until you finally hear the sound of his footsteps coming towards you. You were staring at the wall lined with some reflective metal across from you when he comes into your line of vision, taking hold of the bandages you had thrown to the floor after you finally realized you wouldn’t be able to change them without help. Both of you are silent as you lay yourself down on the cot, knowing that it would be better to put the bandages on that way.

It’s silent between you two, both of you not knowing what to say. He avoided eye contact once he finished changing your bandages, turning to throw the old wraps in the bin. Slowly, you sit up and carefully put on the loose tank top the medic had recommended you wear. Getting off the cot, you open your mouth to say something when you’re interrupted.

“What were you thinking?” Eric says, his back still turned towards you. You’re taken a back by how harsh his words sound.

Frowning, you ask, “Excuse me?” 

Eric pounds his fist onto the table, startling you as he swiftly turns towards you, his jaw clenched so hard you were afraid he might break it. “Did you really think no one would find out?! That you could keep training with an injury as bad as that and no one would notice?! How ignorant are you?! You could have died of infection if that other initiate hadn’t of taken you down and your makeshift stitches hadn’t of ripped open!!”

You could feel your body slightly shake as Eric yelled at you, you weren’t sure if it was out of fear or anger. Eric wasn’t one of the nicest leaders in Dauntless by far, you expected him to tell you that you’re out of Dauntless and are now factionless but what you didn’t expect is for him to yell at you about what you did. 

Tired of his yelling and disapproving looks, you interrupt him, “What did you expect me to do?!?! Would you have preferred me to tell the others that I was injured and couldn’t train anymore?? So that they can judge me and tell me that I should have never left Amity, so that they think I’m weak!! I joined Dauntless because I didn’t want to be seen as weak anymore, I wanted to be better and if it took me hiding an injury to stay in training, to stay and hopefully join Dauntless then I would do it all over again.”

You were out of breath by the time you finished yelling back at Eric. The shaking in your body stopped and all you could do is glare at Eric as he glared back at you. “Besides, why do you care what happens to me. After all I’m just a weak Amity who has no place being in Dauntless, right?! That’s what you told the other leaders when I first got here. It’s people like you that made me not want to say anything about me being injured, it would just give you more of a reason to kick me out.”

Tired of yelling, you make to leave the med room, deciding that being anywhere but there would be the best. Reaching towards the doorknob, a hand on your wrist stops you. Looking up, Eric is standing close to you, almost too close that if you were to take a very deep breath your chests would touch. 

Meeting Eric’s eyes, you’re surprised to see remorse and something else you couldn’t make out. He takes a deep breath and your chests brush slightly, “I never said that, I have no idea where you heard that but it never happened.” You look at him, your eyebrows raised as you don’t believe him. “And as much as I tried not too, I do care. I care a lot for you, something I never thought I would feel for someone else, especially for someone who seems to hate me. It’s because I care for you that you’re not out of Dauntless and you still have a second chance.”

Your eyes soften as you register what Eric had just said to you. Shock envelops your body, but not enough that you can still feel his hand let go of your wrist and take hold of your hand. Raising your head, you look into his eyes and you finally understand what that something else in his eyes was. He smiles slightly down at you and you feel yourself return the smile back.

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Isaac Lahey | Teen wolf | Not my gif | Requested

Slowly walking into your room, he sits on the corner of your bed. 

He looks around  and sighs. “I used to have nightmares too. Still do sometimes.” You avert your gaze and look to your lap, twiddling your fingers. “ I hear you have them frequently.”

You roll your eyes and say, “ Let me guess, Scott told you.” 

He slightly laughs and says, “No, I’ve heard you through the walls and I’ve seen Scott coming out of your room after he comes and checks on you.” He averts his gaze from you and says, “ Scott and your mom aren’t home so I thought I should come and check on you.”

Smiling slightly, you say, “Thank you, Isaac.” For a moment, there is an uncomfortable silence between you two. Right when you were going to say something, he stands up abruptly.

He hesitates and says, “ I- I should go. You need to sleep.” You look at him and with a slight fear of being alone, you ask him to stay.

“Can you stay? Just - Just until I go to sleep,” you ask him. hesitantly. 

Mouth slightly agape, he says, “yeah sure.”

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Caroline Forbes | The Vampire Diaries | Not my gifs | Requested

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Zach Mitchell | Jurassic World | Not my gif | Requested

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