Minamisawa: Mizukami Told Me Santa Wasn’t Real. Well Joke’s On Him Because I’m At The Mall Right

Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!

Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?

Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Yuiga: My job here is done.

Tachikawa, Izumi, and Kunichika: But you didn’t do anything.

Yuiga; [ Disappears dramatically into the shadows ]

Kazama: Honestly, when I’m walking down the street no one’s ever like “ Hey, look at that man! “

Kazama: I think they’re just like, “ Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

Usami: [ Hacker voice ] I’m in.

Kikuchihara: I don’t think you’re supposed to say “ hacker voice”.

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.

Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.