Kizaki: Have You Decided On A Halloween Costume Yet?

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.

Jin: Kizaki, can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s someone funnier than me.

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Mizukami: Is everything alright?

Ikoma: Everything’s fine, babe.

Mizukami: Did you just call me babe?

Ikoma: Can I call you that?

Mizukami: You can call me whatever you want.

Ikoma: Alright, Lightning McQueen.