Me: I’m Going To Pick This Short Bit Of Dialogue So I Don’t Get Carried Away. Also Me: Whoops.

I do!

Reblog this if you think Thranduil should get his own movie.

This man makes me quite happy ;3

On replay ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Poor kid (4mth old wire haired pointer) had absolutely no concept of time whenever she napped on her big brother (a 90lbs akita, aka living furnace) and she is now, as of a few days ago, 2yrs old

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

I love these posts

Tauriel’s Sermon on the River Bank (10/34)

CD Projekt Red really saw everybody out here yelling “fuck the police” and decided to go make River “I’ll google recipes to make you think I know how to cook for you and my sister’s family” Ward just to make everyone feel conflicted about just how literal they wanted to get. Thank you, CD! The discourse is hilarious!

Alright, let's talk Mass Effect: Andromeda, shall we, darlings?

Possible Characters: As far as I know, there is leaked in for about a Krogan named Drak and a female character of an unknown race. Main Character: The main character is said to be named Ryder, after the first American Female Astronaut, Sally Ride. Their origin is currently unreleased, as well as their default face, but they are, in fact, a human member of the N7 unit, probably meaning that they have a companion/possible love interest also in that unit. The environments/world exploration: Pioneering! Adventuring! FUCKING OPEN WORLDS!!! I don't know how wide! But there might be open maps, like in Dragon Age: Inquisition! The Mako is back! You can create settlements for races across the Andromeda galaxy while kicking ass in space!!! (*sigh* sorry, had to get that out...too much excitement) The story: Thus far as I can tell, you are Ryder, a human, pioneering new homes for races of the Milky Way in their destination of the Andromeda Galaxy. There's a few new species of aliens (possibly romancable, I don't know) and a race that wants to pick a fight and kill your people. So, in conclusion...get out there, buy lots of chocolate and sweatpants, because this shit is gonna be emotional. And in the words of Commander Jane Shepard...this is me, signing off...to go scoll in more blogs 😎

Little more of my Crow!Rook, cause I got the Lords of Fortune fit. Viago’s reluctantly proud of her for almost slaying the dragon and saving Treviso.

Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

She would always like to say, "Why change the past when you can own this day?" Today she will fight to keep her way. She's a rogue, and a thief, and she'll tempt your fate!